A little culture for your GreekChat day, LOVE! Rob

[KSig RC]

Just wanted to drop in and say hi, and leave you all the most important thing you'll read all day: please use as away messages or for theses. Thank you.

-RC
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“Ey! Goddes mercy!” sayd our Hoste tho,
“Now such a wyf I pray God keep me fro.
Lo, suche sleightes and subtilitees
In wommen be; for ay as busy as bees
Be thay us seely men for to desceyve,
And from a soth ever a lie thay weyve.
And by this Marchaundes tale it proveth wel.
But douteles, as trewe as eny steele
I have a wyf, though that she pore be;
But of hir tonge a labbyng shrewe is she;
And yit she hath an heep of vices mo.
No care of that; let alle such thinges go.
But wit ye what? in counseil be it seyd,
Me rewith sore I am unto hir tied;
And if I sholde reken every vice,
Which that she hath, i-wis I were too nyce;
And cause why; it shuld reported be
And told to hir by som of this companye,
(By whom it needith not for to declare,
Since wommen connen alle such chaffare);
And eek my witte suffisith nought therto
To tellen al; wherfor my tale is do.”

“Sir Squier, com forth, if that your wille be,
And say us a tale of love, for certes ye
Connen theron as moche as ony man.”

“Nay, sir,” quoth he; “but I wil say as I can
With herty wil, for I wil not rebelle
Against your wille; a tale wil I telle,
Have me excused if that I speke amys;
My wil is good; and thereto my tale is this.”

At Sarray, in the lond of Tartary,
Ther dwelled a kyng that warred agaynst Russy,
Thurgh which ther deyèd many a doughty man;
This nobil kyng was clepèd Cambynskan,
Which in his tyme was of so gret renoun,
That ther was nowher in no regioún
So excellent a lord in alle thing;
Him lakked nought that longèd to a kyng.
In the same secte of which that he was born,
He kept his faith to which that he was sworn;
And therto he was hardy, riche, and wys,
And just and piteous, and of good servyse,
Soth of his word, benign and honurable;
In his coráge as is the centre stable;
Yong, fresch, and strong, of fame désirous,
As eny bachiler of al his hous.
A fair person he was, and fortunát,
And kepte alway so wel his royal estat,
That ther was nowher such another man.
This noble kyng, this Tartre Cambynskan,
Hadde tuo sones by Elcheta his wyf,
Of which the eldest was clepèd Algarsyf,
That other was i-clepèd Camballo.
A doughter had this worthi king also,
That yongest was, and highte Canacee;
But for to telle yow al hir beautee,
It lieth not on my tonge, nor my connyng,
I dar nought undertake so high a thing;
Myn English eek is insufficient,
It moste be an oratour excellent
That knew his termes longyng to that art,
If he shold hir descrybe in eny part;
I am non such, I must speke as I can.

And so bifel it, that this Cambynskan
Hath twenty wynter born his dyademe;
As he was wont fro yer to yer, I deme,
He publisshèd throughout Sarray citee
The fest solemne of his nativitee,
The fifteene day of March, after the yeer.
Phebus the sonne ful joly was and cleer,
For he was nigh his exaltacioun
In Mars his face, and in his mansioun
In Aries, the colerik, the hot signe.
Ful lusty was the wether and benigne,
For which the foules in the sonne sheene,
What for the sesoun and for the yonge greene,
Ful lowde sang in there affeccioun;
They semed have gotten them proteccioun
Agenst the swerd of wynter kene and cold.
This Cambynskan, of which I have you told,
In royal vesture, sittyng on his deys
With dyadem, ful high in his paleys,
And held his fest so solemne and so riche,
That in this worlde was there noon it like.
Of which if I shal tellen al the array,
Than wold it occupie a someres day;
And eek it needith nought for to devyse
Of every cours the ordre and the servýse.
I wol nat tellen of the straunge dishes,
Nor of the swannes, the briddes, and the fishes.
For in that lond, as tellen knightes olde,
Ther is som mete that is ful deyntee holde,
That in this lond men reck of it but smal;
Ther is no man it may reporten al.
I wol not tarien you, for it is pryme,
And for it is no fruyt, but los of tyme,
Unto my purpos I wol have recours.
That so bifelle after the thridde cours,
Whil that the kyng sit thus in his array,
Herkyng his mynstrales that their thinges pleye
Byforn him atte boord deliciously,
In atte halle dore al sodeynly
Ther com a knight upon a steed of bras,
And in his hond a brod myrour of glas;
Upon his thomb he had of gold a ryng,
And by his side a naked swerd hangyng:
And up he rideth to the hye bord.
In al the halle was ther not spake a word,
For mervayl of this knight; him to byholde
Ful busily they watch bothe yong and olde.

[GeekyPenguin]

The Florida Alpha chapter of Sigma Phi Epsilon.

They can balance me anyday.

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

Wow...beautiful Kath! I am proud of you.

Except for that one guy doing the shocker in the first picture, they're all reasonably attractive.

[Lil' Hannah]

Please, PLEASE, Kath, don't forget the Sig Eps at Stetson.

[ISUKappa]

Niiiice.

If I remember correctly, (because it's been 5 years ago now) the Sig Eps also brought their flag with them when a big group of us all went on spring break. Do all the guys do that?

[chideltjen]

b-e-autiful

[DeltAlum]

What a sexist thread.

Wearing flameproof suit...

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by DeltAlum
What a sexist thread.

Not anymore.

[Cluey]

Since we're on a SigEp kick, here are two pretty pictures I found on the Georgia Epsilon (GA Southern) chapter website that I thought I would share with y'all

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by PhiPsiRuss
Not anymore.

Sure it is! Now it's just "bi-sexist."

[Sister Havana]

Keep on posting those hotties.

[PM_Mama00]

Lol how did this turn into the Sig Ep Love thread?

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
Wow...beautiful Kath! I am proud of you.

Except for that one guy doing the shocker in the first picture, they're all reasonably attractive.

I chose that photo because of the fellow with the glasses. (where is my kissy smiley when I need it?)

ALSO, Russ, get your women out of this thread, you have a thread for that already.

George Epsilon is also doing a good job, as is that Stetson chapter.

And PM_Mama, this turned into a SigEp love thread because they are all beautiful. You may post other GLOs that are beautiful also.

The original post was 4317 characters too big for an away message.

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
ALSO, Russ, get your women out of this thread, you have a thread for that already.

Misogynist