GreekChat.com Forums  

Go Back   GreekChat.com Forums > General Chat Topics > Dating & Relationships


Register Now for FREE!
Join GreekChat.com, The Fraternity & Sorority Greek Chat Network. To sign up for your FREE account INSTANTLY fill out the form below!

Username: Password: Confirm Password: E-Mail: Confirm E-Mail:
 
Image Verification
Please enter the six letters or digits that appear in the image opposite.

  I agree to forum rules 

» GC Stats
Members: 299,008
Threads: 114,174
Posts: 2,151,056
Welcome to our newest member, edfyihghk
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #31  
Old 06-28-2010, 01:22 PM
33girl 33girl is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hotel Oceanview
Posts: 33,338
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joel Austin View Post
What kind of dudes were you nailing? What dipshit would text a chick "let's have sex now?"
First off, I didn't nail him, ugh.

And yes, he was a dipshit. That's why I had deleted his number by the time I got that text.
__________________
It is all 33girl's fault. ~DrPhil
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 06-28-2010, 09:42 PM
LucyKKG LucyKKG is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: San Jose, CA
Posts: 4,421
I got a booty call text from a number I didn't recognize at 2 AM on like Thursday of last week. It said something like "Hey baby, when are you coming over." LOL! I recognized the area code, but it definitely wasn't meant for me! Awkward!!
__________________
On the heart of each sister
lies one
0-----,, that binds us
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 12-14-2010, 12:32 AM
AGDee AGDee is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Michigan
Posts: 14,767
*bump*
This one was too good NOT to share... at least this guy is honest about what he wants! (and NO, I will not be responding to his message).

I'm going to be up front. I've been around this POF circuit and pretty much have you women figured out. You give us men the same litany of criteria in every one of your profiles. And most mention that you’re not into games and you don’t want any players. Fair enough, until we find out you are the biggest players out there! I’m not judging! Just trying to even the "playing" field (pun intended).

Here’s YOUR typical story and the reverse applies to us men for the most part (except I'll admit, we're really usually most the blame):

You were married to a lying, cheating prick who wouldn’t have sex with you after you bore his (add the number here) children. The only person/people he had sex with all those years was your best friend, sister, mother (yes! I’ve heard that one too), women he met on-line (this one’s a biggy, probably POF, JUST LIKE THE MARRIED GUY(S) YOU’RE BANGING - perhaps unwittingly - perhaps not) or the guys he’s picked up at the gay bar. Now you're divorced and in need of some action! You want to sample the goods! THAT IS FAIR PLAY!!!!! Don't be embarrassed or feel guilty! It's your turn for god's sake! But at the same time, you still have the perfect image of who you want to end up with after you've had your fill of fun.

The guy you really want, in the end, is the one who owns the palatial lake home, nice cars, has his own business, looks like an Adonis, etc. But you can’t have him! He’s busy with you’re best friend or sister (or he’s already married to your mom - now THAT’s sick!). But if you do get him! Or someone like him, congratulations! But in the meantime, you need a guy like me who is adept in the ways of love-making who will rock your world while you’re still looking for Mr. Right.

I don’t have material things to offer you. And if I did, I'd be with your best friend. But I can certainly make up for some of that lost time you missed out on in the bedroom while you were with that miserable no-penis douchebag. You should really take advantage of this situation (hey, I wish that name wasn’t taken already, perhaps I can be the Middle-aged Michigan Situation) while you can. Because once you find the man with all that material shit, you’re going to find much of it is in his colostomy bag! And that’s a REAL turn off.

Keep it hot!

The Middle-aged Michigan Situation
__________________
AGD
Live with Purpose!
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 12-14-2010, 01:01 AM
KSUViolet06 KSUViolet06 is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 17,823
Um, what?
__________________
"Remember that apathy has no place in our Sorority." - Kelly Jo Karnes, Pi

Lakers Nation.
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 12-14-2010, 01:04 AM
Leslie Anne Leslie Anne is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Someplace fabulous!
Posts: 2,793
Dear lord!
__________________
Kappa Delta

Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 12-14-2010, 01:30 AM
LucyKKG LucyKKG is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: San Jose, CA
Posts: 4,421
Hahaha holy crap!
__________________
On the heart of each sister
lies one
0-----,, that binds us
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 12-14-2010, 02:00 AM
christiangirl christiangirl is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: in the midst of a 90s playlist
Posts: 9,763
__________________
"We have letters. You have dreams." ~Senusret I

"My dreams have become letters." ~christiangirl
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 12-14-2010, 03:00 AM
DubaiSis DubaiSis is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Back in the Heartland
Posts: 5,383
I met my husband online 11 years ago (married nearly 8), but while I was doing the thing, I got some whoppers. And yes, the booty calls were COMMON. My favorite was an email from a guy with a picture of his, um, parts. He said he's married, but free most days if I'd like to get together. I got several pictures of parts, but this was the most memorable, for several reasons.
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 12-14-2010, 03:07 AM
xomanadaxo xomanadaxo is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 217
AGDee, at least he was honest about what he had to offer!!
__________________

Let us strive for that which is honorable, beautiful and highest.
The content of this post represents the views of the author and does not necessarily reflect the views of Kappa Delta Sorority.

Reply With Quote
  #40  
Old 12-14-2010, 06:48 AM
AlphaFrog AlphaFrog is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: The Ozdust Ballroom
Posts: 14,898
Quote:
Originally Posted by AGDee View Post
women he met on-line (this oneís a biggy, probably POF, JUST LIKE THE MARRIED GUY(S) YOUíRE BANGING - perhaps unwittingly - perhaps not)
He sort of nailed this one for you, Dee (minus the banging).

I don't know, y'all are clutching your pearls, but I think he sounds like he has a sense of humor. Granted, if I did meet him, it would be in a VERY crowded, VERY well-lit place with a VERY distinct escape plan...but I'd do it if I were single.
__________________
Facile remedium est ubertati; sterilia nullo labore vincuntur.
I think pearls are lovely, especially when you need something to clutch. ~ AzTheta
The Real World Can't Hear You ~ GC Troll
Reply With Quote
  #41  
Old 12-14-2010, 03:51 PM
cheerfulgreek cheerfulgreek is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 13,030
Quote:
Originally Posted by AGDee View Post
*bump*
This one was too good NOT to share... at least this guy is honest about what he wants! (and NO, I will not be responding to his message).

I'm going to be up front. I've been around this POF circuit and pretty much have you women figured out. You give us men the same litany of criteria in every one of your profiles. And most mention that youíre not into games and you donít want any players. Fair enough, until we find out you are the biggest players out there! Iím not judging! Just trying to even the "playing" field (pun intended).

Hereís YOUR typical story and the reverse applies to us men for the most part (except I'll admit, we're really usually most the blame):

You were married to a lying, cheating prick who wouldnít have sex with you after you bore his (add the number here) children. The only person/people he had sex with all those years was your best friend, sister, mother (yes! Iíve heard that one too), women he met on-line (this oneís a biggy, probably POF, JUST LIKE THE MARRIED GUY(S) YOUíRE BANGING - perhaps unwittingly - perhaps not) or the guys heís picked up at the gay bar. Now you're divorced and in need of some action! You want to sample the goods! THAT IS FAIR PLAY!!!!! Don't be embarrassed or feel guilty! It's your turn for god's sake! But at the same time, you still have the perfect image of who you want to end up with after you've had your fill of fun.

The guy you really want, in the end, is the one who owns the palatial lake home, nice cars, has his own business, looks like an Adonis, etc. But you canít have him! Heís busy with youíre best friend or sister (or heís already married to your mom - now THATís sick!). But if you do get him! Or someone like him, congratulations! But in the meantime, you need a guy like me who is adept in the ways of love-making who will rock your world while youíre still looking for Mr. Right.

I donít have material things to offer you. And if I did, I'd be with your best friend. But I can certainly make up for some of that lost time you missed out on in the bedroom while you were with that miserable no-penis douchebag. You should really take advantage of this situation (hey, I wish that name wasnít taken already, perhaps I can be the Middle-aged Michigan Situation) while you can. Because once you find the man with all that material shit, youíre going to find much of it is in his colostomy bag! And thatís a REAL turn off.

Keep it hot!

The Middle-aged Michigan Situation
XITY?
__________________
Phi Sigma Society
"Understanding is the fountain of life to those who have it" -Proverbs 16:22
"You couldn't make a more incorrect statement if you spent a week trying" -TonyB06
Reply With Quote
  #42  
Old 12-14-2010, 04:28 PM
groovypq groovypq is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: somewhere near the Electric City
Posts: 1,216
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek View Post
XITY?
Hahahahahaha!!!

And holy crap. Points for honesty, at least.
Reply With Quote
  #43  
Old 12-15-2010, 08:22 AM
PrettyBoy PrettyBoy is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 5,778
Quote:
Originally Posted by AGDee View Post
*bump*
This one was too good NOT to share... at least this guy is honest about what he wants! (and NO, I will not be responding to his message).

I'm going to be up front. I've been around this POF circuit and pretty much have you women figured out. You give us men the same litany of criteria in every one of your profiles. And most mention that youíre not into games and you donít want any players. Fair enough, until we find out you are the biggest players out there! Iím not judging! Just trying to even the "playing" field (pun intended).

Hereís YOUR typical story and the reverse applies to us men for the most part (except I'll admit, we're really usually most the blame):

You were married to a lying, cheating prick who wouldnít have sex with you after you bore his (add the number here) children. The only person/people he had sex with all those years was your best friend, sister, mother (yes! Iíve heard that one too), women he met on-line (this oneís a biggy, probably POF, JUST LIKE THE MARRIED GUY(S) YOUíRE BANGING - perhaps unwittingly - perhaps not) or the guys heís picked up at the gay bar. Now you're divorced and in need of some action! You want to sample the goods! THAT IS FAIR PLAY!!!!! Don't be embarrassed or feel guilty! It's your turn for god's sake! But at the same time, you still have the perfect image of who you want to end up with after you've had your fill of fun.

The guy you really want, in the end, is the one who owns the palatial lake home, nice cars, has his own business, looks like an Adonis, etc. But you canít have him! Heís busy with youíre best friend or sister (or heís already married to your mom - now THATís sick!). But if you do get him! Or someone like him, congratulations! But in the meantime, you need a guy like me who is adept in the ways of love-making who will rock your world while youíre still looking for Mr. Right.

I donít have material things to offer you. And if I did, I'd be with your best friend. But I can certainly make up for some of that lost time you missed out on in the bedroom while you were with that miserable no-penis douchebag. You should really take advantage of this situation (hey, I wish that name wasnít taken already, perhaps I can be the Middle-aged Michigan Situation) while you can. Because once you find the man with all that material shit, youíre going to find much of it is in his colostomy bag! And thatís a REAL turn off.

Keep it hot!

The Middle-aged Michigan Situation


Quote:
Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek View Post
XITY?
__________________
1911
KrŤme de la Kreme
Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc.
The most hated organization within the Divine 9
We know it and you know it too
Reply With Quote
  #44  
Old 12-16-2010, 02:11 AM
cheerfulgreek cheerfulgreek is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 13,030
See, this is why Dee should have her own dating thread because it would eliminate two threads. She could post the personal ads, and the dates in one thread. That would be the best thread ever. (Dee, I'm kidding)
__________________
Phi Sigma Society
"Understanding is the fountain of life to those who have it" -Proverbs 16:22
"You couldn't make a more incorrect statement if you spent a week trying" -TonyB06
Reply With Quote
  #45  
Old 04-12-2011, 02:46 AM
christiangirl christiangirl is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: in the midst of a 90s playlist
Posts: 9,763
*bump*

Okay, I decided to go back on the PoF circuit. I'm going into it just as an outlet to cyber-mingle and figured it should provide some good laughs at least. I've been searching for this thread since I got on because WOW this is entertaining. I present to you the profile du jour:

IF YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO HAS HER sh*tTOGETHER AND YOU ARE TIRED OF MEETING DUDES WHO ARE FAKES, LIARS, & LAMES THAT PLAY GAMES, LOOK NO MORE BECAUSE YOU ARE READING THE RIGHT PROFILE.


MY NAME IS A******* (BUT YOU CAN CALL ME "MR. ROMANTIC") THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO VIEW MY PROFILE. ( I TAKE IT SOMETHING ABOUT ME CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION.) I AM LOOKING TO BECOME UN-SINGLE BY A THICK, BEAUTIFUL, WHITE, MIXED OR LATINA WOMAN WHO IS LOOKING FOR (ME), A GOOD BLACK MAN WHO LOVES THE KIDS, HAS HIS sh*tTOGETHER, OWN PLACE, JOB, CAR, NICE BODY, FUN & EXCITING AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, NON ABUSIVE, (PHYSICALLY OR VERBALLY.) I AM LOOKING TO MEET A WOMAN ON HERE WHO IS ATTRACTIVE, SMART, HAS A NICE,BIG, JUICY ASS, LOVES TO COOK WITH AND/OR FOR HER MAN, IS A CHEF IN THE KITCHEN, A WOMAN IN PUBLIC AND A FREAK IN THE BEDROOM. (IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT SEX WITH ME, I JUST LIKE WHAT I LIKE.) I AM A REALLY GOOD GUY WHO IS REAL, DOESN'T LIE OR PLAY GAMES AND KNOWS HOW TO TREAT, RESPECT & PROTECT MY WOMAN. (MY ACTIONS WILL SPEAK LOUDER THAN MY WORDS, GUARANTEED.) IF YOU ARE THE WOMAN I END UP MEETING OFF HERE, I WOULD LIKE THE SAME TREATMENT IN RETURN. I AM REALLY ATTRACTED TO WOMEN WHO ARE FUN & EXCITING, (LIKE ME!) DRAMA FREE, VERY INDEPENDENT, NOT NEEDY, DOESN'T SMOKE CIGARETTES (YUK!!) AND IS EASY ON THE LIQUOR. (I GET MY DRINK ON TOO!) FITNESS IS IMPORTANT TO ME THEREFORE, MY WOMAN CANNOT BE FAT, SLOPPY & WAY OUTTA SHAPE (I AM AWARE NO ONE IS PERFECT, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO BE, IT'S THE EFFORT OF GETTING/STAYING IN SHAPE I WILL APPRECIATE.) ARE YOU REAL AND ONE-OF-A-KIND GIRL? DO YOU LOVE TO GIVE YOUR MAN ATTENTION EITHER BY YOU COMING TO VISIT OR CALLING AND/OR TEXTING BECAUSE I HAVE LOTS OF ATTENTION TO GIVE YOU AS WELL. (NOPE, NOT CLINGY, JUST ENOUGH TO LET YOU KNOW I CARE ABOUT YOU.) IF YOU THINK YOU QUALIFY FOR A GOOD BROTHA LIKE MYSELF, INBOX AWAY!


I'M THE DIAMOND IN THE DIRT THAT HASN'T BEEN FOUND. I'M LOOKING FOR A WOMAN WHO WILL ALWAYS BE DOWN. I TREAT MY LADY RIGHT YOU CAN CHECK MY FILE. GUARANTEED, THE WAY I PLEASE YOU WILL ALWAYS SMILE. YOU WANT MY NUMBER DONTCHU? YOU JUST DIAL. I'M YOUR BREATH OF FRESH AIR YOU WILL SOON SEE HOW. HIT DADDY UP, I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE.

NOT CONCEITED, BUT WORD ON THE STREETS IS REAL FINE. IF YOU DISAGREE YOU MUST BE BLIND.
__________________
"We have letters. You have dreams." ~Senusret I

"My dreams have become letters." ~christiangirl
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Before you write up a new thread ............. ktbug10474 Greek Life 38 10-22-2008 05:17 PM
what to write in a b-day card adpiucf Chit Chat 4 07-02-2008 11:08 PM
ITT we write chick lit AlexMack Chit Chat 1 12-23-2006 01:42 AM
Personal Statement: What to write? queequek Greek Life 14 02-12-2004 05:10 PM
How do I write a rec? IHeartAXO Recruitment 3 07-30-2003 11:46 AM



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:44 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.