Kansas City Barbie

[midwesterngirl]

I know most of you have never been to Kansas City but someone sent this to me and it is funny.It is,I am sorry to say,dead on.I live in the Johnson County area of Kansas City which is Bob Dole country USA still.You can read this and say that you have been there because the descriptions are correct.




Mattel Has Announced The Release of Limited
Edition Barbie Dolls for the Kansas City Market

Plaza Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Saks Fifth Avenue . She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Mercedes, a lap-dog and a mansion. Options include tummy tuck, face lift and a workaholic Ken.

Overland Park Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar mini-van, gets lost easily, and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit.



Johnson County Barbie : This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card and shallow Ken.

Wyandotte County Barbie : This Barbie comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A pickup truck is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers.

Westport Barbie: This Barbie actually comes in two variations. One has long gray hair and archless feet, sandals with white socks, no makeup and a mutt. The other version has frizzy hair, a dingy white tanktop, low cut jeans and scratch-n-sniff armpits.

Platte County Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has not learned that you can' t wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with no pedicure without breaking a heel and falling while you chase your beer-gutted, hollow gold-chain-wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back, a white barely-there see-through shirt Her long, layered hair is bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi, rusty old Ford pick up.

NOTE: They are working on developing a "Northeast KC Barbie", but she keeps getting shot.

OMG that is tooooo funny! Going to school one state before you in arkansas i can see that sooo vividly!


Laura

[a CA in CA]

You know what's really funny is that we've had the same one going around with Northern California references, and it had me howling with laughter too because again it was dead on right!

[Jill1228]

Too friggin funny! Boy I can use those for some of the 'hoods I been to

Can you imagaine southern california barbie.....

beverly hills barbie
beach barbie
capitol hill barbie
hollywood barbie

the valley girl barbie
silcon valley barbie ( no pun there right? hehe)

the references are endless.

i want to know about no calif barbie?


laura

[AlphaPhiBubbles]

yea someone post the northern cali one!!!

[justagirl]

That is freakin' hilarious!!! I'm from Johnson county, graduated from North 3 years ago (I go to school out in CA). All of that is SO true too.... It totally made my night

[dholdenj]

I think I know Westport Barbie!! She works next door to me!!!

[astroAPhi]

They had a Central Florida Barbie one that was pretty funny. It's funny how these stereotypes are everywhere. My fiance's mom did not appreciate that her town was Wyond-whatever County. LOL