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10-07-2001, 10:13 PM
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aw hell to da naw...this had me CTFU...
hey y'all! i know y'all get around on the net & i know y'all have seen/read some FUNNY stuff. i'm not talking about things that were intentionally funny, but the things that struck you funny. let's hear it.
***Edit: ok, due to popular demand (or something else i won't say cuz it's too close to christmas to be mean), i'm going to open this up to all funny stuff, not just stuff seen on the internet.
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10-08-2001, 11:48 AM
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Giggling in Flashback
The other night I was talking to a GOOD SF and she was telling me about a Greek Step Off or whatever and she said, "Well she must have went to WAL-MART and bought her some rhythm because girlfriend was stepping her @$$ off." I HOLLERED.
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10-15-2001, 04:03 PM
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EBAY!!!!
This has to be THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON E-BAY/THE NET
http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm
Go see what you can bid for.
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10-18-2001, 10:37 PM
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Subject: 11 Hilarious letters
If you have read the email going around about the number "11" for the past few weeks, you will love David's response to it.
I don't know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!!
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Original Letter:
The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
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David's response:
Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!
Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.
I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too!
Can someone help?
Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters.... Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....
Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11! ~Dave
PS. "IT'S BULLSH*T" has 11 letters also.
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10-18-2001, 10:39 PM
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Re: Subject: 11 Hilarious letters
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Originally posted by 12dn94dst
If you have read the email going around about the number "11" for the past few weeks, you will love David's response to it.
I don't know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!!
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Original Letter:
The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
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David's response:
Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!
Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.
I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too!
Can someone help?
Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters.... Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....
Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11! ~Dave
PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.
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RRRRRRRROFLMAO this is HIIIIIIIILARIOUS!!!
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04-15-2002, 10:08 AM
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Re: EBAY!!!!
CTHFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO IS THIS FOOL? OK, CT4, EXPLAIN TO ME WHY SOME FOLKS HAVE BIDDED ON THIS!!! 
OMGOODNESS THIS HAS ME CRACKIN' UP!!! 
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04-15-2002, 08:22 PM
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funniest
The funniest thing I have seen is the most tackiest greek website I have ever been on:
www.greeklikeme.com
HC our soror in the Phi Beta Sigma section?
HC the caption says for the bandanas "Wear at parties or while pledging" WHILE PLEDGING!!!??? I cringe at the thought.
HC I have puffy paint at my house and could do half the stuff on her website?
HC the aka is throwing up DOUBLE PINKIES? I have never seen an aka do this, or half cocked to the side like she's doing it.
I am too through!
QTE
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04-15-2002, 08:35 PM
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Re: funniest
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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
The funniest thing I have seen is the most tackiest greek website I have ever been on:
www.greeklikeme.com
HC our soror in the Phi Beta Sigma section?
HC the caption says for the bandanas "Wear at parties or while pledging" WHILE PLEDGING!!!??? I cringe at the thought.
HC I have puffy paint at my house and could do half the stuff on her website?
HC the aka is throwing up DOUBLE PINKIES? I have never seen an aka do this, or half cocked to the side like she's doing it.
I am too through!
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HOW COME those DU RAGS are hot hot hot mess.
I saw those a few weeks ago and that caption alone is like WHOOOOOOOA!
Those DU RAGS need to be annihilated.
No offense to anyone who actually bought one.  
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04-15-2002, 08:51 PM
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I wish I could see the doo rags up close... wait, there might be a reason for that.
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04-15-2002, 09:20 PM
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Re: funniest
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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
HC the aka is throwing up DOUBLE PINKIES? I have never seen an aka do this, or half cocked to the side like she's doing it.
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LMAO!!! When you said double pinkies I envisioned them crossed in front of her, but nothing like this. If that is my soror, I'ma need her to utilize one pinky, correctly aligned, lol. That whole site is a hot mess. I wish I would order an AKA dustpan.. what the heezy??? 
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04-15-2002, 09:30 PM
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Re: Re: funniest
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Originally posted by SweetestDiva
LMAO!!! When you said double pinkies I envisioned them crossed in front of her, but nothing like this. If that is my soror, I'ma need her to utilize one pinky, correctly aligned, lol. That whole site is a hot mess. I wish I would order an AKA dustpan.. what the heezy???
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Sweetest Diva, I meant to tell you that I never got you anything for becoming an AKA so I am going to order you that LAMP and the Dustpan -- to light up your cleaning.
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04-15-2002, 10:33 PM
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Re: Re: funniest
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Originally posted by SweetestDiva
LMAO!!! When you said double pinkies I envisioned them crossed in front of her, but nothing like this. If that is my soror, I'ma need her to utilize one pinky, correctly aligned, lol. That whole site is a hot mess. I wish I would order an AKA dustpan.. what the heezy???
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LMAO, seriously.
Maybe that's the way they do it where she is from.  . Also, seems like something is wrong with her pinky on her right hand. Maybe that can explain why it's "cocked" the way it is. I don't know...I"m only guessing. LMAO.
It's still a hot mess. Those dayum lamp shades get me every time.  Why ya'll, why?
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04-15-2002, 11:00 PM
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Oh Ms. 2D
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Originally posted by AKA2D '91
It's still a hot mess. Those dayum lamp shades get me every time. Why ya'll, why?
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Ooooooooo Ms. 2D in honor of you having 30+ days left til the end of your school year, I ordered you an AKA DU rag and 2 Lamps. U know in the spirit of sisterhood to wear while you are partying and pledging. I am also sending you some green light bulbs.
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04-15-2002, 11:44 PM
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Re: Re: Re: funniest
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Sweetest Diva, I meant to tell you that I never got you anything for becoming an AKA so I am going to order you that LAMP and the Dustpan -- to light up your cleaning.
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Awww, CT4. You shouldn't have! No, really girl... YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. LMAO.... I'ma hook you up with those Delta church ladies though. If you're good, I might even add your line name and # to the back of the hymnal. 
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04-15-2002, 11:51 PM
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Re: funniest
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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
The funniest thing I have seen is the most tackiest greek website I have ever been on:
www.greeklikeme.com
HC our soror in the Phi Beta Sigma section?
HC the caption says for the bandanas "Wear at parties or while pledging" WHILE PLEDGING!!!??? I cringe at the thought.
HC I have puffy paint at my house and could do half the stuff on her website?
HC the aka is throwing up DOUBLE PINKIES? I have never seen an aka do this, or half cocked to the side like she's doing it.
I am too through!
QTE
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Is it me or does the Alpha and the Omega look like the SAME GUY!!
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