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Old 04-07-2006, 04:18 PM
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i have to piss in a cup next week.
Stop doing drugs today.
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Old 04-07-2006, 04:46 PM
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lol, but i cant stop. its too addicting. i think i will use my next door neighbor's urine as the sample. she's drug free.
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Old 04-08-2006, 06:10 PM
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lol, but i cant stop. its too addicting. i think i will use my next door neighbor's urine as the sample. she's drug free.
Make sure that it is at 37C (i.e. body temperature). Refrigeration will surely be a tip off.
If you are a guy, make sure that she is not pregnant. HCG in her urine will surely "out you" that it is not your urine.
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:35 PM
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I asked that question and everyone looked at me like I was an idiot...apparently, it's just a construction "thing", and if we hired only "clean" workers, we wouldn't have any...
My husband is in construction and has to take drug tests before lots of jobs- the shop always asks the guys if they can pass (my husband is one of the few who can) and if not how long before they can get themselves cleaned out. The unwritten policy with his shop is if you are asked if you can pass and you fail you will be charged the cost of the test-- not fired, just put on a job that doesn't require a clean test! Their argument is the same- if we insisted on clean employees we wouldn't have any!
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:48 AM
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They have items to help people pass "nicotine" tests - urine, hair or saliva.
If you are not comfortable with those, try Ready Clean or - for those with larger body mass - XXTra Clean. You can google them for a site that sells them. (I understand that your local head shop might also have them.)
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:20 PM
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IF you aren't a heavy smoker, then it should be gone in a few days. Just drink tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of water.


If you are a heavy smoker, than it should be there for months. In that case, don't even hire the F'er. Or have em drink some kind of detox crappity crap crap crap.



*note. If you want to lose weight, drink tons of water too
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Old 04-26-2006, 06:16 PM
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Certo, the gelatin base for making jams and jellies can also be taken to flush the system........but it tastes terrible.
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Old 04-27-2006, 12:05 AM
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Is it just me, or does anyone else find this thread a little disturbing.
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Old 04-27-2006, 12:45 AM
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Is it just me, or does anyone else find this thread a little disturbing.
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Old 04-27-2006, 11:06 AM
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Is it just me, or does anyone else find this thread a little disturbing.
No, it's not just you.
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Old 04-27-2006, 12:13 PM
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If it's just me, I find that a very sad commentary on our world.
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:51 PM
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If it's just me, I find that a very sad commentary on our world.
If by world you mean America then let's look at the current president and the previous president. In total that's 16 years of presidents that have used marijuana and cocaine.

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Old 04-27-2006, 01:57 PM
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Yes, that's sad too.
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:07 PM
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Is it just me, or does anyone else find this thread a little disturbing.

chillax a little.
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Old 04-28-2006, 03:45 PM
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so what happened? did he test yet? eh well if its not too late to throw in my 2 cents, best thing to do would be to get a fresh sample from someone who is clean, put it in one of those little travel shampoo bottles that you can get from walmart and a) strap it to his thigh or b) - prob the better way to keep the sample at body temp - hold it under his sack with tighty whities.
has worked many a time for my friends.
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