Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work - Page 11

1908Revelations · #**151** 03-29-2007, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CutiePie2000

"If I wanted you to know what I did on the weekend, I would tell you".

Touche!! I generally don't do anything on the weekends, but in the event I do there is no way I am telling those old hen teachers where I work what I do on the weekend. WHen I tell them nothing or homework..they always pry for more as if I am their dose of their daily soaps....I really don't do anything, but damn!

ziasha07 · #**152** 04-01-2007, 12:44 AM

Thinking: Bitch I couldn't give a fuck how your 99 cent (insert menu item here) was, nor does my manager. Now get the hell out of my dining room so I can clean it and go home

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Saying: I'm very sorry ma'am, I can get you another item if you like

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christiangirl · #**153** 04-01-2007, 03:23 PM

What in THE HELL were you thinking when your know-nothing, probably illiterate self walked in here? You don't just slam down a piece of paper and tell me to go find whatever title's on it. I may be black, but you take that slave ish somewhere else. And you, little miss ignorant: if you don't know the title, the author, what the book's about, or where you heard about it from, but you know that it's blue, then why don't you go home and search bn.com till you look through every blue book we have in stock. When you find it, call me.

1908Revelations · #**154** 04-01-2007, 03:28 PM

Stop damn calling me on my off day! I didn't come to work for a reason! Stop wasting my text with work stuff!

ziasha07 · #**155** 04-01-2007, 05:39 PM

I don't want to come back to your effing establishment but I have no choice. I need money for college.

1908Revelations · #**156** 04-01-2007, 06:02 PM

Mr. Middle School Teacher you are so sexy!!!!!!!

Still BLUTANG · #**157** 04-03-2007, 01:37 PM

please put on your DAMN shoes. thanks.

LaneSig · #**158** 04-03-2007, 03:58 PM

Why did I call you "Sweetheart"? Because I don't know your name and your parents would call the principal if I said "You little b****."

AGDee · #**159** 04-03-2007, 10:52 PM

Do NOT cut your fingernails in my cube ever again.

And if you get a cell phone call, either let it go to voicemail and call them back or go to your cubicle to answer it.

When we're in my cubicle and I'm trying to teach you something, turn your mp3 player OFF.. in fact, take those ear buds out of your ears too. You're at work and I'm trying to converse with you and teach you things.

I'm relieved you're a hard worker and my workload is finally reasonable because you actually work, unlike my last "partner", but some of this crap has to stop or I'm going to go insane.

Still BLUTANG · #**160** 04-04-2007, 11:18 AM

(((((((((ChristianGirl))))))))))
hugs to you, i work in a library. i know how you feel!

Quote:

Originally Posted by christiangirl

What in THE HELL were you thinking when your know-nothing, probably illiterate self walked in here? You don't just slam down a piece of paper and tell me to go find whatever title's on it. I may be black, but you take that slave ish somewhere else. And you, little miss ignorant: if you don't know the title, the author, what the book's about, or where you heard about it from, but you know that it's blue, then why don't you go home and search bn.com till you look through every blue book we have in stock. When you find it, call me.

NinjaPoodle · #**161** 04-04-2007, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GeekyPenguin

..YOU MAKE A BAJILLION DOLLARS AND YOUR HUSBAND MAKES A BAJILLION AND HAS FEDERAL BENEFITS AND YOU BOTH MADE A OOKAGILLION AT THE FIRM YOU WERE AT BEFORE SO EITHER STOP SLAMMING THE DOOR OR USE SOME OF YOUR MILLIONS TO BUY THOSE PADS THAT MAKE IT QUIET OR A RESEARCH ASSISTANT WILL GO POSTAL ON YOU.

LOL! She said OOKAGILLION

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Originally Posted by LaneSig

Why did I call you "Sweetheart"? Because I don't know your name and your parents would call the principal if I said "You little b****."

LOL!

camp flashback

1908Revelations · #**162** 04-05-2007, 10:03 AM

Little boy I do not care if you think your other teachers are old and ugly!! Please do no try to walk me to my car again, stop tellin your friends that I am your boo, and stop looking at me like you have X-ray vision! You are 15 and you should probably be hanging out with my little brother. Stop calling me Ms. Pretty! I would write you up, but the admins suck ass!

ziasha07 · #**163** 04-05-2007, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 1908Revelations

Little boy I do not care if you think your other teachers are old and ugly!! Please do no try to walk me to my car again, stop tellin your friends that I am your boo, and stop looking at me like you have X-ray vision! You are 15 and you should probably be hanging out with my little brother. Stop calling me Ms. Pretty! I would write you up, but the admins suck ass!

LMAO. Lil boys play too much!

BetteDavisEyes · #**164** 04-05-2007, 04:41 PM

I don't like you. You smell like shit and you dress like you just walked out of a Duran Duran video from the 80's. You're a creep and you are definitely NOT Don Johnson.

preciousjeni · #**165** 04-05-2007, 11:27 PM

I cannot believe you actually dropped an F-bomb in a WORK RELATED EMAIL to my WORK EMAIL ADDRESS because we both know how secure work email is. Are you for real? Are you trying to get fired? Are you setting me up? Is this a joke?