A Sweet Valley Bama Recruitment Story

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As promised, here is my epic Sweet Valley recruitment thread. Sorry it has been so long coming... but I try to only do one thread at a time. My Bama rec girl is having a blast in her new home, so a happy ending means another happy thread!

If you're asking what Sweet Valley is or have somehow never read the books, you probably will hate this thread at least a little bit. Yay Sweet Valley!

There are 17 Panhellenic sororities at Alabama.
Alpha Chi Omega
Alpha Delta Pi
Alpha Gamma Delta
Alpha Omicron Pi
Alpha Phi
Chi Omega
Delta Delta Delta
Delta Gamma
Delta Zeta
Gamma Phi Beta
Kappa Alpha Theta
Kappa Delta
Kappa Kappa Gamma
Phi Mu
Pi Beta Phi
Sigma Delta Tau* - Does not participate in formal recruitment
Zeta Tau Alpha

For this thread, we will call the 16 houses participating in formal recruitment:
Steven Wakefield
Todd Wilkins
Enid Rollins
Winston Egbert
Lila Fowler
Bruce Patman
Caroline Pearce
Maria Slater
Cara Walker
Aaron Dallas
Ned Wakefield
Alice Wakefield
Olivia Davidson
Ken Matthews
Jeannie West
Sandra Bacon

And in this thread's edition of Things I Didn't Decide to Call Chapters:
Sam Woodruff (the guy Elizabeth killed in the drunk driving accident after the Jungle Prom), John Pfeifer (the rapist), Margo the Evil Twin (because... Crazy), Crazy Margo's sister Nora (because... arguably crazier), Annie Whitman (No chapter wants to be "Easy Annie").

Oh, and I didn't use Jessica and Elizabeth as houses because I already used them in my UGA thread.
Fun Fact: Jessica is a Theta in the SVU series.

Place your bets!