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Old 01-05-2003, 02:44 AM
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Thumbs up That's classic!!!
HIGH-FREAKIN'-LARIOUS!!!!


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If you have read the email going around about the number "11" for the past few weeks, you will love David's response to it.

I don't know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!!


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Original Letter:

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11


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David's response:

Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.

Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!

Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!

Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.

I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too!

Can someone help?

Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters.... Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!

Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....

Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11! ~Dave

PS. "IT'S BULLSH*T" has 11 letters also.
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Old 01-05-2003, 01:45 PM
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SHOUT OUT TO DAVE!!!
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Old 01-22-2003, 12:02 PM
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ok, so i'm on amazon doing some looking (cuz that's all i can do right now ). they sell clothes now. so, i've clicked on some stuff & it's created a page with recommendations of stuff i may want to buy "customers who bought this book also bought..."

just after that, it had:

"CUSTOMERS WHO WEAR CLOTHES ALSO SHOP FOR:"


apparently, I have missed something.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Customers who wear clothes also shop for:
Clean Underwear from Amazon's Target Store (as opposed to those people who go to the store and purchase DIRTY underwear.)


Ladybug Rain Boots from Amazon's Nordstrom Store
Pet Socks from Amazon's Urban Outfitters Store
Helicopter Sleepwear Sets for Baby from Amazon's Old Navy Store
For a limited time get $25 to spend at Amazon when you spend $75 in Amazon's new Apparel Store! Valid on first Apparel purchase only. Limit one per household.
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Old 01-22-2003, 01:15 PM
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Smile This is so funny...
I really apologize if this was/is an exisiting thread but I had to share. I think a really good laugh is needed at all times and this is funny!

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/game...-something.asp

Copy and paste in your address bar. Enjoy!


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Old 01-22-2003, 08:01 PM
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LMAO!!! "You like my cornrows!" LMAO!!!
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Old 01-22-2003, 08:25 PM
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This was very funny!
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Old 01-23-2003, 01:22 PM
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So far my high score is 800!! I am glad you, Ms. CT4 and Ms, Ideal08 enjoyed! I will find more and share I promise!

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Old 01-25-2003, 07:51 AM
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CLAWDAMME!! Where does that mofo live? I have a gang of "his clothes" at the house.
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Old 01-25-2003, 09:58 AM
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That man looks a HOT mess!! I just have no other words besides that to describe him! That picture is just too funny!

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Old 01-25-2003, 12:13 PM
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CLAWDAMME!! Where does that mofo live? I have a gang of "his clothes" at the house.

Oh my eyes!
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Old 01-25-2003, 01:19 PM
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Yo, that outfit is the hotness! I think I saw it at Rave in the $3.49 rack.
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Old 01-26-2003, 04:40 PM
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ROFLMAO @ this bumper sticker I saw in my apt. complex parking lot -- "Hukked on Phoniks Ph*ck'd me up"
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Old 01-30-2003, 12:03 PM
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Red face

If certain movies were black....
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Old 01-30-2003, 12:15 PM
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If certain movies were black....
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Old 01-30-2003, 04:14 PM
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I am so sorry, Ms CT4. I am going to email this to you and hopefully you can post it. I couldn't get it up.
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