This is kind of long for this thread perhaps it should go in entertainment but it makes me lose everything and move into a van down by the river. I don't remember seeing it posted at all, my apologies if it is a repeat.
Insane Clown Posse has a new song called
Miracles and it really is a stand alone piece that I laughed at. In addition to their uh, Faygo enhanced lyrics, the interview with them in The Guardian is full of awesome, and I'm going to pull a few quotes and you can click the link to read the rest. Oh and for those of you who missed it, they are claiming they are a Christian group and always have been, joke is on Juggalos!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
SNL Parody - Magical Mysteries
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGbdomlBnJM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010...christians-god
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"No," sighs Violent J. "I figured most people would say, 'Wow, I didn't know Insane Clown Posse could be deep like that.' But instead it's, 'ICP said a giraffe is a miracle. Ha ha ha! What a bunch of idiots.'" He pauses, then adds defiantly, "A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"
"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.
"Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?" asks Violent J. "A fucking elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a fucking miracle in a fucking elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a fucking miracle. So is a giraffe."
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"I don't know how magnets work," I say, to put him at his ease.
"Nobody does, man!" he replies, relieved. "Magnetic force, man. What else is similar to that on this Earth? Nothing! Magnetic force is fascinating to us. It's right there, in your fucking face. You can feel them pulling. You can't see it. You can't smell it. You can't touch it. But there's a fucking force there. That's cool!"
Shaggy says the idea for the lyrics came when one of the ICP road crew brought some magnets into the recording studio one day and they spent ages playing with them in wonderment.
"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."
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"And that's what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometimes they kill all the cool mysteries away. When I was a kid, they couldn't tell you how pyramids were made…"
"Like Stonehenge and Easter Island," says Shaggy. "Nobody knows how that shit got there."
"But since then, scientists go, 'I've got an explanation for that.' It's like, fuck you! I like to believe it was something out of this world."
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