Dates from... well,... you know where!

Prissfit1908 · #1 09-10-2003, 10:52 PM

All my single Sorors, Sisters in Greekdom and sisterfriends should be able to relate to this.

Why does it seem like I am doomed to go from one horrible, raggedy date to another?

*falling on my knees, looking up to the heavens* WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Seriously, what are some bad dates you guys have been on? I'm hoping to find some solace in knowing it's not just me!

Here's one of my many, many, many jacked up dates.

First and foremost, I met this guy in the club. Now we all know that, in and of itself, is dangerous. As usual, he was decent-looking in the club, but turned out to be a gargoyle when the light hit him.

Anyway, he was driving a huge SUV that I almost needed a rope to climb into. Do you think he opened the door for me? Ha! So I get in and his seats look like a set of two-year-olds triplets had been playing with a large order of fries on the seat. I mean, his car was filthy! Stains all on the seat belt and stuff... But I am a nice person (too nice, I think) so I went with the flow. The gargoyle with the dirty car could turn out to be all right... I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

So we're driving and I'm like, "Where do you feel like going for dinner?" Ladies, please tell me why he said, "Oh! I already ate!" I was livid. Here I hadn't eaten since breakfast because I knew I had a date, and what do NORMAL people usually do on their first dates? EAT! Why? So they can TALK! Then, he goes on to tell me that he thought we could go to the movies. I mean, how many strikes are we up to at that point? I don't have that many digits. So I say, "Just stop up at BK. It's on the way." We get to the drive-thru and he has the NERVE to put a big, cheesy grin on his face and say, "Go ahead! Order WHATEVER you want!"

Unreal! So, I tell him I want chicken tenders, he orders them and then he says, "And let me get a Whopper combo, too! I'm still a little hungry." I was so mad! He thought he was slick, a cheap bas... Never mind.

But if that weren't enough, we get to the movies (can ya'll believe I went? I told you I'm too nice?) and he throws his arm around me, revealing a huge pit stain, and leans in with hot, disgusting onion breath, and asks, "So. What do you like to do?" I looked him square in the eyes and replied, "I like to watch movies. In silence."

Needless to say, I monitored my Caller I.D. very closely for a few weeks after that....

Prissfit1908

CrimsonTide4 · #2 09-10-2003, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by Prissfit1908
"So. What do you like to do?" I looked him square in the eyes and replied, "I like to watch movies. In silence."

C.L.A.S.S.I.C.

LMAO
LMAO
LMAO LMAO

**from Cleveland, which club??**

Prissfit1908 · #3 09-10-2003, 11:13 PM

The Spy Bar,... I should have spied that he was lame as h#ll....

Paradise359 · #4 09-10-2003, 11:32 PM

Ahhhhh I have lost count on stink dates. But prissfit1908, you have set the bar real high for anyone to beat that story LOL. But I went on a blind date after talking on the phone for a while. I was set up by my dearest friend who knows my taste. Anyway we finally meet & I look just like I said I did. However he failed to tell me that he was a hazel eyed hobbit. Whatever. It's what's inside blah blah blah.
So we go to the movies(no dinner) & it's a scary one. We are the only two people there, I'm jumping and screaming yet I hear screaming when I'm quiet. Yes girls my date was screaming at the scary parts & hiding his eyes. Needless to say I was turned off.
Months later I'm looking through one of my friend's yearbook ( who I met my senior yr in college) and she points out her ex. It was the blind date yall! And the friend who set me up KNEW that!

I'm glad it didn't work out, cause I wouldn't want to try & explain that one!

Eclipse · #5 09-10-2003, 11:54 PM

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Originally posted by Prissfit1908
So I say, "Just stop up at BK. It's on the way." We get to the drive-thru and he has the NERVE to put a big, cheesy grin on his face and say, "Go ahead! Order WHATEVER you want!" Unreal! So, I tell him I want chicken tenders, he orders them and then he says, "And let me get a Whopper combo, too! I'm still a little hungry." I was so mad! He thought he was slick, a cheap bas... Never mind.

Prissfit1908

HA HA HA REminds be of a date I had a long time ago.

Brother man takes me to see Mo Betta Blues and through the ENTIRE movie he kept talking about "I don't know why y'all (speaking of Denzel and Wesley) think they so fine. I look better than them!" (NOT!!) Like you PrissFit, I just knew we were going out to dinner after the movie (cheap-o didn't even ask me if I wanted some popcorn). Homeboy had the nerve to pull up to Wendy's order a huge order then looked at me as an afterthough and said "Oh, you want something?" I was like "Naw, just take me home." THen, Negro had the nerve to ask me if he could come up and eat in my apartment so his food wouldn't get cold! I politely said no, my roommate is asleep (it was probably about 9:30).

Prissfit1908 · #6 09-11-2003, 12:03 AM

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Anyway we finally meet & I look just like I said I did. However he failed to tell me that he was a hazel eyed hobbit. - Paradise359

Why am I at work right now cracking the *bleep* up?!?!? You are a fool!

sphinxpoet · #7 09-11-2003, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by Prissfit1908
Why am I at work right now cracking the *bleep* up?!?!? You are a fool!

LMAO Numba that is halarious!!!!!!!! I can say I don't have dates like that if nothing else!

CalicoDoll · #8 09-11-2003, 10:01 AM

Ya'll have my ctfu over here.

I had a 1st date with this guy that I met through a friend. He told me to meet him at a restaurant for lunch, so I did. When I arrived, I decided to seat myself and I noticed that the waitress was being really rude. So at first, I am thinking "This is not one of those she she poo poo places where I need an escort, so what's her problem?" So a little later, she gives us our extra-filled glass of water but she slams (not hard) on the table so it makes a noise and the water spills out a bit. And demands us to give her our order! Yet, she hasn't even given us a menu yet. So, blah blah, him and I are talking, basically ignoring her because I am thinking that she is having a bad. Well, later on, I guess she couldn't take it anymore and comes over w/the manager and accuses my date of stealing her tips!!! Wtf?? So my date was like I don't know what you are talking about, and now I am livid because she is accusing him of stealing. Well, he denied it and I guess the pressure must have been weighing on him because he admitted that he did and gave her $40.00

He admitted that he did take her tip that was left on the other table next to us..I was steaming

and embarassed at the same time. Needless to say I left him in the restaurant before our meal even came.

CrimsonTide4 · #9 09-11-2003, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by CalicoDoll
Ya'll have my ctfu over here.

I had a 1st date with this guy that I met through a friend. He told me to meet him at a restaurant for lunch, so I did. When I arrived, I decided to seat myself and I noticed that the waitress was being really rude. So at first, I am thinking "This is not one of those she she poo poo places where I need an escort, so what's her problem?" So a little later, she gives us our extra-filled glass of water but she slams (not hard) on the table so it makes a noise and the water spills out a bit. And demands us to give her our order! Yet, she hasn't even given us a menu yet. So, blah blah, him and I are talking, basically ignoring her because I am thinking that she is having a bad. Well, later on, I guess she couldn't take it anymore and comes over w/the manager and accuses my date of stealing her tips!!! Wtf?? So my date was like I don't know what you are talking about, and now I am livid because she is accusing him of stealing. Well, he denied it and I guess the pressure must have been weighing on him because he admitted that he did and gave her $40.00 He admitted that he did take her tip that was left on the other table next to us..I was steaming and embarassed at the same time. Needless to say I left him in the restaurant before our meal even came.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw hell naw

Did you check your purse before you left?

Thieving azz so and sos.

BabyBlue91 · #10 09-11-2003, 12:22 PM

I don't even know if this qualifies as a date, but here goes:

A year-and-a-half after my senior prom, my date asked me if I wanted to see Juice the weekend it opened. Being it was King Holiday weekend, I welcomed one last outing before heading back to school for the spring semester. So I put on my nice slacks, jacket and velvet hat, and then the doorbell rings ... brotha shows up with a bootleg copy of the movie! (My stepsister clowned on me for weeks!)

librasoul22 · #11 09-11-2003, 12:28 PM

Paradise, Prissfit, and Babyblue, y'all have seriously made my day!

nachural · #12 09-12-2003, 02:36 PM

OK LAST SUMMER MY UNLCE GAVE ME TWO TICKETS TO SIX FLAGS THAT HE GOT FOR FREE. I INVITED HIM TO GO WITH ME SINCE WE'D BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE.

On the way he's like let's eat before we go there because the food is soo expensive . Whatever I dont care. So Mister drove threw Wendy's and yes that classic line "get whatever you want." I did. Now we get there he'd like i'm gonna leave my wallet in the car i'll just take some cash to play games. He takes out a 20! We get in yeah rides are fun..... At the board walk now I take out my own money nameen bump mister i have a job. Two dollars for two tries. I fail at my first attemp - mister has the nerve to ask me to try. I let him he fails and wastes my money in the process. And no he didnt offer to buy the next game or any other game- it was time to go.

On the way home now I'm freezing and I ask him to stop so I can get some hot chocolate. We both go in. I get my 75 cent hot chocolate and pick up some gum. He gets chips and soda and some other isht. He's before me in the line and I am not gonna be pushy so i stand behind him. Mister didnt even say yeah get her stuff too which totalled some $1.25. I was soo embarrassed. That was the last meeting with Mister.

And he was fine too. Later that year my sis met him threw her frat and she was like girl why dont you get on that. I was like awwww haaayyyllll no!!!

sphinxpoet · #13 09-12-2003, 02:47 PM

Dang is dating nowadays really that BAD!

Sphinxpoet

AKA_Monet · #14 09-12-2003, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by sphinxpoet

Dang is dating nowadays really that BAD!

Sphinxpoet

Yeah, it is pretty horrendous...

Most folks just stop altogether because it is not worth the effort...

The "good" folks are usually not in places where'd one would think they could meet them... Definitely not at bars... No longer at Church for some reason...

Where you would want to go, I dunno?

LikeASista · #15 07-16-2007, 11:48 PM

Dang! LMAO!! I thought I'd seen it all. This is some funny stuff.

Well, let's see, ... whenever I can actually GET a date, most of them have been horrendous, and I don't think I can pick just one.

The most memorable one, though, was a dude I met who worked at the local Subway. (God help me. I was much younger at the time, so it didn't matter.) He kept telling me that he'd like to go out with me sometime, so I finally gave him my number. Needless to say, he called and we set a date. It did not surprise me that he conveniently waited until the evening of our date to inform me that I had to pick HIM up. Apparently, I just wanted to go out because I found myself picking him up. He was dressed in a t-shirt, jeans and cornrows in his head. We went to a local restaurant, and all he did the entire time was complain about the food, the service, and the atmosphere. Finally, when dinner was over, he kindly instructs me to "go on and take care of dat" for him. I'm embarassed to admit that I did. I felt like I owed myself a nice little punishment for being dumb enough to go out with such an imbecile. But I was certain to ignore the heck outta his phone calls from that point on.