Well I can almost joke about a plot within the extended family to take control of Canadian University Hockey...
My younger brother is the returning Defense Coach for the University of Toronto's Varsity Blues Men's Hockey...
His long time girlfriend (fiance -whatever) is the Offensive Coach for the University of Toronto's Varsity Blues Women's Hockey (and all time points leader for the program as well)... and now my 2nd cousin, Kirk Muller, has just accepted the position of Head Coach for the Queen's University Golden Gaels Men's Hockey program (so the NHL lockout has worked to his benifit).
Hockey great Kirk Muller signs on as Gaels' head coach
http://qnc.queensu.ca/story_loader.php?id=42b2c63a25639