In This Thread, We Admire How Great In This Thread Really Is

moe.ron · #1 12-09-2003, 12:19 PM

alsparky · #2 12-09-2003, 12:22 PM

Totally unrelated, I know, but YEAH for using Guster lyrics in your quote!! :-)

Allison

AlphaGam1019 · #3 12-09-2003, 12:23 PM

you'll be selling books at the airport!

AlphaGam1019 · #4 12-09-2003, 12:34 PM

(fyi: my reply is the next line of the guster song in moe.ron's signature)

Lil' Hannah · #5 12-09-2003, 12:39 PM

"Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong
'Cause it is my favorite holiday
But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy

To add to my already mad rush
Just 'cause it's 'tis the season.
The perfect gift for me would be
Completions and connections left from

Last year, ski shop,
Encounter, most interesting.
Had his number but never the time
Most of '81 passed along those lines.

So deck those halls, trim those trees
Raise up cups of Christmas cheer,
I just need to catch my breath,
Christmas by myself this year.

Calendar picture, frozen landscape,
Chilled this room for twenty-four days,
Evergreens, sparkling snow
Get this winter over with!

Flashback to springtime, saw him again,
Would've been good to go for lunch,
Couldn't agree when we were both free,
We tried, we said we'd keep in touch.

Didn't, of course, 'til summertime,
Out to the beach to his boat could I join him?
No, this time it was me,
Sunburn in the third degree.

Now the calendar's just one page
And, of course, I am excited
Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind
Not to do too much about it.

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.

Hardly dashing through the snow
Cause I bundled up too tight
Last minute have-to-do's
A few cards a few calls
'Cause it's r-s-v-p
No thanks, no party lights
It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax
Turned down all of my invites.

Last fall I had a night to myself,
Same guy called, halloween party,
Waited all night for him to show,
This time his car wouldn't go,

Forget it, it's cold, it's getting late,
Trudge on home to celebrate
In a quiet way, unwind
Doing Christmas right this time.

A&P has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey
Already in the oven, nice and hot
Oh damn! Guess what I forgot?

So on with the boots, back out in the snow
To the only all-night grocery,
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year!

"I'm spending this one alone," he said.
"Need a break; this year's been crazy."
I said, "Me too, but why are you?
You mean you forgot cranberries too?"

Then suddenly we laughed and laughed
Caught on to what was happening
That Christmas magic's brought this tale
To a very happy ending!

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Couldn't miss this one this year

breathesgelatin · #6 12-09-2003, 12:53 PM

I am in awe of in this thread.

#7 12-09-2003, 12:59 PM

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Lil' Hannah · #8 12-09-2003, 01:24 PM

alsparky · #9 12-09-2003, 01:50 PM

Yeah for Lil Hannah posting the lyrics to my favorite Christmas song!!!

Allison

PhiPsiRuss · #10 12-09-2003, 01:52 PM

I would have been in awe of this thread, but the grammar used in the title is terrible.

sigtau305 · #11 12-09-2003, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lil' Hannah

Nice

moe.ron · #12 12-09-2003, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by russellwarshay
I would have been in awe of this thread, but the grammar used in the title is terrible.

In this reply, moe.ron fart in Russell's general direction.

PhiPsiRuss · #13 12-09-2003, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moe.ron
In this reply, moe.ron fart in Russell's general direction.

Its not "fart." Its "farts." Thank you for proving my point. Of greater concern however, is the fact that you quoted French a-holes from a great Monty Python movie. Are you admitting to an affinity with the French? Inquiring minds want to know.

Lil' Hannah · #14 12-09-2003, 02:02 PM

Haji was a punk just like any other boy
And he never had no trouble until he started up his Oi band,
safe in the garage or singing in the tub.
Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub

Twas a cold Christmas eve when Trevor and the skins
popped in for a pint and to nick a back of crisps
Trevor liked the music but not the Unity
So he unwound Haji's turban and knocked him to his knees

If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what he'd say
He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins-
but Oi to the world and everybody wins!"

Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out thru the crowd
he said "we'll meet again we are bloody but not unbowed"
Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet
Christmas day on the roof down 20 Oxford street

If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what he'd say
He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins-
but Oi to the world and everybody wins!"

On the roof with the nun chucks Trevor broke a lot of bones
But Haji had a sword like that guy in Indiana Jones

Police sirens wailing, a bloody dying man,
Haji was alone and abandoned his band
Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate
when the skins left him there and went down the fire escape

But then Haji saw the north star shining more then ever
So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving Trevor
the repelled down the roof with the rest of the turban
and went back to the pub where they bought each other bourbon

If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what he'd say
He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins-
but Oi to the world and everybody wins!"

moe.ron · #15 12-09-2003, 02:02 PM