Most embarrassing sex moment

Dionysus · #1 06-14-2004, 06:05 PM

Ok, it's boring on GC today......Share some crazy stories.

#2 06-14-2004, 06:13 PM

There's NWIH I'd reveal my sordid tales. If you don't know em by now, you don't need to know em.

I heard a great one the other day, though....who here's a LA-QUEEEEEEEFUH?

rainbowbrightCS · #3 06-14-2004, 09:04 PM

ok, heres mine.... I called a guy my ex once. Very horrible, but atleast i knew that he was not the one, and that my ex was.

DZPrincess2003 · #4 06-14-2004, 09:24 PM

A first for me happened this weekend.... the guy I was hooking up with passed out right in the middle of sex. I could not believe it. When his friends found out that we hooked up the next day, they asked how it was and I told him that he passed out in the middle of it. They didn't let him live it down all weekend.

Kevin · #5 06-14-2004, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by DZPrincess2003
A first for me happened this weekend.... the guy I was hooking up with passed out right in the middle of sex. I could not believe it. When his friends found out that we hooked up the next day, they asked how it was and I told him that he passed out in the middle of it. They didn't let him live it down all weekend.

I did that once.

So I guess that'd be it.

AchtungBaby80 · #6 06-14-2004, 09:38 PM

Oh, my God, this one time...well, wouldn't you like to know.

Just kidding.

PM_Mama00 · #7 06-15-2004, 12:40 AM

His mom walked in (or I should say out cuz we were outside) on us. She kept apologizing and was walking away till he stood up and goes "mom u just interrupted some pretty good head" and she continued to apologize...... and then he introduced us.

The next time I was there, his mom didn't know we were in his room when she had gotten home, but she knew my car was there. His cousin asked where he was... and his mom's response... "Prolly getting head".

cashmoney · #8 06-15-2004, 11:27 AM

This one happened the other night:

The other day I took my dog out for a walk to this park. I let him run around for a little bit and then we left. When I got home I was tired and decided to take a nap....well, as I'm dozing off my dog jumps up and lays next to me to take a nap. I gave in since my fiance wasnt home and couldn't bitch about me letting him take a nap with me. About two hours later I woke up and was fine. About an hour after that I started getting itchy on my stomach. I took my shirt off and there was a rash on my stomach. I was like "WTF?" By 9:00pm I was really pissed cause it started getting bad and I was thinking about going to the doctor.

Here's where that part fits in....

By 9:00pm that night I was itchy and pissed...my fiance wasnt home yet. She called and said she was a little late. About 30 minutes later I get this little weird knock on my door and then it opens. She walks in wearing this little tiny skirt that has those latin looking ruffles in it, a black button shirt buttoned with only 1 button below the titties, porn star red lipstick that comes off, her hair was put in two little pigtails and had these skinny little high heels on. I was like, "Daaaammmmnnnnn!!!" She came up to me and started kissing me and then said "suuurrrprise!" She was all ready to get crazy. She started kissing me and then kneeled down...all of a sudden i started thinking about my rash I got after letting my dog sleep in the bed and started thinking she'd freak out. So I pulled her up and said "hang on baby, give me a minute." She was like,"What?????? I come over here dressed like this and you tell me to give you a minute?" Thats when i told her about the rash...lifted up my shirt and showed her. It totally killed the moment. She started laughing her ass off when I told her about brinkley and I taking a nap and then me getting the rash. It killed the boner, she started trying to be funny and put kisses all over me to where i had red lip stick all over my cheeks, neck, forehead, nose and all around my lips. Then she pulls out this camera and takes a damn picture of me. After awhile I calmed down about the rash and was done trying to get all the lip stick off of me. I was ready to get my freak on but by then she wasnt in the mood for that type of stuff. The timing was horrible. I tried to get her to do it the next night but she told me she isnt going to do it again for a while. I was so pissed.

I know this wasnt exactly a sex story...but I figured it'd suit this thread.

ChiOKateO · #9 06-19-2004, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by PM_Mama00
His mom walked in (or I should say out cuz we were outside) on us. She kept apologizing and was walking away till he stood up and goes "mom u just interrupted some pretty good head" and she continued to apologize...... and then he introduced us.

The next time I was there, his mom didn't know we were in his room when she had gotten home, but she knew my car was there. His cousin asked where he was... and his mom's response... "Prolly getting head".

Oh NOOO!!! LMAO!!! That's horrible horrible horrible funny.

4RunnerStar · #10 07-17-2004, 02:16 AM

well its not uncommon but i find it embarrassing and distracting to have sex with other people in the room. i'm more worried about them than i am the task at hand. i've done that a time or two and the guy wasnt worried one bit about it. i felt bad for his friend that liked me cause he was in the room.

does it not bother yall? dont act like i'm the only one thats done that...

oh and um this isnt an embarrassing sex moment but i dated a guy that talked about his sex life with his mom. i havent seen her since. i purposely avoid her. i dont want MY mom knowing about my sex life and i dont want his either.

piphimaggie · #11 07-17-2004, 02:36 AM

Well, not really a sex story but...
My ex bf and I were in "the rack" of his fraternity house just making out when the door opens and in staggers one of his brothers, completely wasted. The guy figures out what's going on since, well....my ex is on top of me at this point....and proceeds to apologize a lot and leaves with the door closing behind him

....then we heard this godawful clatter and some stiffled moans....
the drunk brother had fallen down the very narrow stairs leading to the rack

no worries, he lived.

sageofages · #12 07-17-2004, 02:01 PM

Staying at my parents house, in their loft bedroom. No lockable door with only stairs. A little *afternoon* delight when suddenly
a head pops up over the stair railing (headboard of bed is against stair railing) and our 15 YEAR OLD SON says "what are you doing up here during the afternoon? OH GROSS!!" and he runs downstairs, telling everyone in the house.

Thank goodness for covers! It kinda killed the moment

My sisters spent the rest of the day giving up a hard time about door with locks!

PM_Mama00 · #13 07-17-2004, 03:19 PM

OH GOD NO!!! I can't imagine walking in on my parents. I'd seriuosly vomit.

Here's a fun mini-version of my friend. He was drunk one nite but decided he wanted to talk to his dad. He tried opening the door, but it was locked. Somehow he picked the lock, opened the door... and voila. There were his parents doin the nasty. His dad of course told the whole family. When he went to the table for breakfast and his dad goes (in his thick Mexican accent) "Danny, knock knock!" and knocked on the table. At the next large family gathering, his dad pulled out the knocking joke again. Needless to say he's never lived it down.

Rio_Kohitsuji · #14 07-17-2004, 05:58 PM

Omigawd...these posts are killing me!!

Now mine...
One day when my boyfriend and I first began dating I was umm...pleasuring him. Well, as he was about to go...his roommate Tim walked right in and caught us in the act. My poor guy about died due to it kinda ruined the "moment"...

I couldn't stop laughing though, hehe

PureGoldF2K1 · #15 07-18-2004, 02:21 AM

It was in my ex-boyfriends room in his fraternity house and it was like 8am. Well, apparently the brothers were ALL supposed to be out cleaning their "Adopt-a-Street," picking up litter and all that, but instead, my ex decided that he wasnt going to be into all that charitable stuff and was just going to have sex with me. Kenny, the president, starts pounding on his door non-stop for literally 10 minutes and is screaming for my ex to come out before he breaks the door down (my favorite line..."and when I get in, there better not be any naked Karen's in there!!!) (i, of course, am Karen)

Well, Kenny DOES break the door down, proceeds to scoop BOTH me and my boyfriend up in the blanket (he's a big kid) and dump us on the floor while brothers are running in from all over to see whats going on in my ex's room. Luckily I stayed covered, but my ex was dragged naked into the hallway for everyone to laugh at his pale ass, haha.

The fun part of the story is that night at the party they threw, we were mixing coconut rum and pineapple juice, and everyone was thinking of if it had an actual name or not...no one could think of it, so it was dubbed "the Naked Karen" in honor of that morning. Two years later, and my sisters AND their brothers still call pineapple juice and coconut rum a Naked Karen.

I'm so proud.