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05-19-2003, 01:37 PM
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yeah. it was a little off color, but it was about penis sizes  pretty harmless though
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05-19-2003, 02:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cream
I have a Mac iBook. Do you have this ad-aware for macs? Where can I get this?
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Try www.lavasoft.de -- they're the company that makes Ad-aware. Unfortunately, it's not available for Macs. There are others out there that have Mac-compatible software, I don't recall which ones, though.
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Causa latet vis est notissima - the cause is hidden, the results are well known.
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05-19-2003, 02:30 PM
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Okay, back on topic. James wanted to know what is ideal penis size.
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05-19-2003, 06:39 PM
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Is THIS thread about a penis thread that is missing or is it about a missing penis? Either way, I didn't take it
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05-19-2003, 06:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KillarneyRose
Is THIS thread about a penis thread that is missing or is it about a missing penis? Either way, I didn't take it
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You know that you took that missing penis.  Just kidding, obviously. 
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05-19-2003, 06:53 PM
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Originally posted by Cream
You know that you took that missing penis. Just kidding, obviously.
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Well, you know, Cream, I can't pass up a dare! 
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05-19-2003, 06:54 PM
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05-19-2003, 07:17 PM
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James,
What have you done?
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The above is the opinion of the poster which may or may not be based in known facts and does not necessarily reflect the views of Delta Tau Delta or Greek Chat -- but it might.
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05-19-2003, 07:33 PM
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you guys this is serious stuff... james' penis is missing and he is asking us to find it.
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05-19-2003, 07:46 PM
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James, for goodness sakes! Will you keep better tabs on that thing???
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05-19-2003, 07:52 PM
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Detatchable Penis, by King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
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05-19-2003, 07:56 PM
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thread rated 2 out of 10. Detachable penis is not a good thing, makes you wonder.....
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05-19-2003, 08:11 PM
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wow I think I am sheltered! 
James, we gotta call a missing persons report on your friend, buddy!
Attention all GCers....
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05-19-2003, 08:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by amycat412
Detatchable Penis, by King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
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I was about to post this Amycat... this song is halarious.
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05-19-2003, 10:35 PM
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No No No, we had an entire discussion on penis size before in chit chat and the upshot was that you girls decided that GIRTH was more important than length. As long as some minimum length was meant.
I posted asking where the hell people start "officially" measuring the penis from (on the body) because according to scientists the national average is 5 inches with 4.5-5.5 inches enclosing 75 percent of the population, but everyone and their uncle claims to be 8 plus.
The thread was motivated by a GC'er who told me that anything under 7 inches was too small to date lol.
Lets leave aside those that claim to have monsters at like 12 plus. Which is not a penis, that shits a club!
It would be like facing a girl that could engulf a gallon milk carton.
Quote:
Originally posted by librasoul22
Okay, back on topic. James wanted to know what is ideal penis size.
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