question for the non-virgin ladies

[alphaxidelta12]

this is gonna sound kind of stupid, but i want to know what other females really think....do you think the phrase "its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean" true???? be honest!!

[volgirl2376]

Ok...I will be honest but not too tacky. Small boats are just that...small. No matter what the boats motions are in the ocean...the ocean probably wont even notice lol. Not that huge cruise ships are good either...but I have taken a few trips on small boats...and it was a very boring and uneventful voyage lol.

[ErikaXO]

Ok, there is no delicate way to put this.....size is fine if it is the right kind of size. There is so much emphasis put on length, and that part simply isn't important. Too much length is going to be wasted because women just aren't built that way. In fact, too much length is EXCRUCIATING. So if a guy brags about being, like 9 inches long, RUN!!!! Girth, on the other hand, is a very good thing. If he is hitting the bottom but not scraping the sides, you may as well be knitting.

But the biggest thing to remember is this......THAT part of it isn't the most important anyway. Unless you are trying to make a baby, there are other parts of his body that he can do a lot more for you with. And you KNOW what I am talking about. You find someone who is REALLY skilled at that......marry him!!!!

[carnation]

My husband says to tell you that it's not the boat or the motion, it's the pilot.

[ErikaXO]

Yeah, but what does CARNATION say??????

[SoTrue1920]

Originally posted by ErikaXO
If he is hitting the bottom but not scraping the sides, you may as well be knitting.

*spits diet Coke all over her monitor from laughing so hard*

[AOIIAngel]

LOL that is soooo funny!!!!


Hmm-unless it is TEENY TINY(yes, I have seen this) it doesnt matter, but I agree-too long and RUN AWAY!!!!! Wow, it so difficult to be delicate and not obcene in this topic! But it isnt just size, its everything that goes on.

[carnation]

Erika--

Ummm, since my husband is the sex ed teacher at his school and I gave birth to 8 of these 13 kids, the record speaks for itself!!!

[PKTSU01]

8 kids! God bless ya mom! Nice shootin pops!

[Dejajeva]

lmao

[xok85xo]

I tend to agree that it's not necessarily the size of the ship...if its too big it just HURTS, and personally I have a low threshold for pain, and just can't handle that..so, its not necessarily the smaller the better..but a guy who is smaller(not tiny, but smallER), is definately better than a guy who is, to put it bluntly, hung like a horse.

[DGPhoney]

Hmmm Good Question, really, I Have to refer back to what carnation said.It is all about the Pilot, Size is just size, but if the pilot is confused or Can't fly the plane, then the whole size theory goes out the window or the emergency hatch in this case.
"Just cause you got a License doesn't mean you can drive"
DGPhoney~

[AOIIAngel]

Originally posted by DGPhoney
Hmmm Good Question, really, I Have to refer back to what carnation said.It is all about the Pilot, Size is just size, but if the pilot is confused or Can't fly the plane, then the whole size theory goes out the window or the emergency hatch in this case.
"Just cause you got a License doesn't mean you can drive"
DGPhoney~

LMAO! Oh god that was funny!! Hmm, I know some guys who need thier license SUSPENDED!!!!! Whoops, that was mean!!

[LeslieAGD]

Originally posted by AOIIAngel
I know some guys who need thier license SUSPENDED!!!!! Whoops, that was mean!!

OMIGOD, I am laughing uncontrollably right now because I know some of my sisters would say the same thing!!!

[XO_Princess]

I'm not going to lie-it's all about size. Hoo-hoo's the size of my pinky just aren't going to cut it. However, a hoo-hoo the size of a overgrown squash is going to hurt. You have to find a happy medium (is that a pun?? )