LOL!! Dionysus, you posted the link to this thread and of course I am compelled to respond!
Size? MATTERS! Forget what ya heard. Of course it matters how skilled you are also, but I mean geez.
Smell? MATTERS! I love athletes so sometimes a thorough bathing is necessary.
Taste? LOL. I don't want to taint my reputation with that one!
Again I submit...Y'ALL ARE OFF THE CHAIN.