Favorite Movie Quote

[HeidiHo]

OK, I thought of a pretty good Empire Records quote. Mark is telling Lucas he's starting a band, and they're deciding on a name. Mark decides the band should be called 'Marc', to be psychadelic & Lucas says...
LUCAS: "Always play with their minds."

I love the song "Little Bastard" from the movie, but that's another thread...

Heidi

[KSig RC]

OK - the billy madison line from earlier? I say that about twice a day - anyway

Tommy Boy:
"Seat belts - put the lil end into the big end. Let's face it folks - if ya can't figure this one out, go ahead and ring your call button and tommy will come around and hit you over the head with a tack hammer, because you are a retard."

Happy Gilmore:
To caddy: "Just don't let me do anything stupid."
3 minutes later, after standing in front of the guy driving: "Where were you on that one, dipsh*t?"

The Big Lebowski:
"This isn't 'Nam, this is bowling - there are rules."

"Phone's ringing dude."

"I'm not Mr. Lebowski - you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the dude, or his dudeness, or el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

Half-Baked:
the whole scene w/ "I think to understand how killer died, you have to understand who Killer the Dog was . . . ", right up to the dog smoking crack
-also the scene at AA w/ Bob Sagat - "Weed's not a drug . . ."

Meet the Parents:
"Well, you see, Greg's Jewish."
"Oh, just like JC!"

"I bet you would, Panama Red."


jeez - some buddies and i basically converse in movie quotes sometimes, it's weird - i'll stop though, that's probably too many as it is

[Thrillhouse]

"I'm gonna get you suckers"\
-Bowfinger

[CRMSNTiDEGRL717]

i have so many i cant even pick any out! anyways from d&C, sorry if i dont get it perfect, and this is pathetic, but off the top of my heads i cant remember their names, so bare w/ me:
Hey man, you gotta joint?
naw man, not on me
you'd be a whole lot cooler if you did

And basically the whole entire script of American Beauty, it's just incredibly written and true!

[LXA1048]

OK I will start out with the funniest movie of all time.

witch scene from Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail.
Bring out your dead!

Customer
Here's one.
Cart Master...Ninepence.
Dead Person ...I'm not dead!
Cart Master ...What?
Customer ....Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
Dead Person ....I'm not dead!
Cart Master ...'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Customer ...Yes, he is.
Dead Person ...I'm not!
Cart Master ...He isn't?
Customer ...Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Dead Person ...I'm getting better!
Customer ...No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart Master ...Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Dead Person ...I don't want to go on the cart!
Customer ...Oh, don't be such a baby.

Cart Master ...I can't take him.
Dead Person ...I feel fine!
Customer ...Well, do us a favour.
Cart Master ...I can't.
Customer ...Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Cart Master ...No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Customer ...Well, when's your next round?
Cart Master ...Thursday.
Dead Person ...I think I'll go for a walk.
Customer ...You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
Dead Person ...[singing] I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]

Witch Scene

Bedevere ...And what do you burn apart from Witches?
Villager #1 ...More Witches!
Villager #3 ...Shh!
Villager #2 ...Wood!
Bedevere ...So, why do Witches burn?
[pause]
Villager #3 ...B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
Bedevere ...Good! Heh heh.
Crowd ...Oh, yeah. Oh.
Bedevere ...So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Villager #1 ...Build a bridge out of her.
Bedevere ...Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Villager #1 ...Oh, yeah.
Random ...Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
Bedevere ...Does wood sink in water?
Villager #1 ...No. No.
Villager #2 ...No, it floats! It floats!
Villager #1 ...Throw her into the pond!
Crowd ...The pond! Throw her into the pond!
Bedevere ...What also floats in water?
Villager #1 ...Bread!
Villager #2 ...Apples!
Villager #3 ...Uh, very small rocks!
Villager #1 ...Cider!
Villager #2 ...Uh, gra-- gravy!
Villager #1 ...Cherries!
Villager #2 ...Mud!
Villager #3 ...Churches! Churches!
Villager #2 ...Lead! Lead!


Arthur ...A duck!

Spaceballs..."What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?"

Sorry about the length, but I am a huge fan.

[This message has been edited by LXA1048 (edited June 07, 2001).]

[DGPhoney]

oh man, awsome post LeslieAGD
I have sooo many, so excuse my french ahead of time, ya'll

Whatever it Takes: "Heres $10.00 5 for the check, and 5 to get a clue"

Reindeer Games: "All I want is some hot chocolate and some got damn pecan pie"

Players Club: " Them b@#$*es were all Buckynaked"
"If I get up there will be trouble Trouble troubbllleee"

Donnie Brasco : " Hey, whats forget about it mean?, You know when your wit the fellas and ya say which is better a caddie or an oldsmobile, u say eh , forget about it. Or if your with your old lady yanking ya chain, you say eh forget about it"

Godfather: "it's time to take it the mattresses"

Happy Gilmore: Fight with Bob Barker " The price is right B@$@!"

sorry all this is a commercial line but it's soo my favorite"
Old M&M Commercial: "The names Chocolate Bar.... But you can call me Chococolatte..."

DGPhoney~

[AGDsexysmoker]

oooooohh.. another good one from Godfather I....

"Lou Brazi sleeps with da fishes"


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it's hard being a princess...AGD

[AlphaChiGirl]

From American Beauty:

"Well, we're both freaks, and we'll always be freaks. And you'll never be a freak 'cause you're just too perfect!"

That line makes me cry (I am a SAP). It just reminds me that no matter what, two people can find peace with eachother.

I'll come up with funnier lines later. It's just that I watched American Beauty last night...

[Ideal08]

This is a fun topic!!

Grease 2: Isn't that weird? Not weird, weird, but like, exciting weird?

The Untouchables: What are you prepared to do?

The Untouchables: Did he sound anything like that???

When Harry Met Sally: When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start right now.

Runaway Bride: I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some time, one or both of us will want out. But I know that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life.

The Best Man: I'm horny, I've been drinking tequila shots all night, my hormones are raging, and I don't wanna talk about no gotd*mn peas. F*ck you, good night. How 'bout that?

[Siobhan]

BORED
BEYOND
BELIEF

from LA Story

(and this is exactly how I'm feelign right now LOL).

[Harmony_13]

Originally posted by Ideal08:

The Best Man: I'm horny, I've been drinking tequila shots all night, my hormones are raging, and I don't wanna talk about no gotd*mn peas. F*ck you, good night. How 'bout that?

That part was funny as h-e-double hockey sticks! LMAO!
One of my favorite lines is from one of the Steven Segall movies...with Screwface.(I beleive it's Marked for Death)
"E'ry body wan' go a heaven. But nobody wan' dead!"
Another one is from Hocus Pocus. The part where one of them starts jumping up and down saying "A muck a muck a muck."
My best friend HATES when I do that. She always leaves herself open for me to do it!

[jazbri]

TOMBSTONE:

"I'm your huckleberry"

COLOR PURPLE:

"Yo kids so clean, you wanna come work for me"

"When he on top of me doin his bizness"

"I's married na, I's married"

[Harmony_13]

Originally posted by jazbri:
"I's married na, I's married"

My mom kept going around saying this to our family at her reception last year.
Too funny. LOL
Another one...The Jerk
I don't remember it word for word, but the part where he was leaving his house and he was picking up all the things he would need.
"All I need is this chair, this lamp,and this remote control. That's all I need."
From Shrek
When the donkey is singing...
"Ibelieve Ibelieve Ibelieve..."
I just like that part cuz my little sisters were crackin' up like it was the funniest thing ever!

[Corbin Dallas]

Originally posted by Harmony_13:
Another one...The Jerk
I don't remember it word for word, but the part where he was leaving his house and he was picking up all the things he would need.
"All I need is this chair, this lamp,and this remote control. That's all I need."

That movie is awesome. I got it on DVD for Christmas. I like when he writes home to his family about his girlfriend, the motorcycle rider, and he says something along the lines of "I should have some more money to send home soon, she said she's going to give me a &%$@ job!" and his "brother" starts laughing, but nobody else gets it.

Also, when his mom tells him he's not black. "You mean I'm gonna be this color forever?"

That is a classic Steve Martin movie!

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Lambda Chi Alpha
Theta Kappa Chapter
Rose-Hulman Inst. of Tech.

[Chief]

Wow, it's been at least 15 years since I saw The Jerk, but one scene sticks out in my mind, when Steve Martin is walking along with his dad:

Dad (pointing to the ground): See that?
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: That's s%&t.
(holding up shoe polish): See that?
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: That's Shinola.
Steve (pointing): S%&t...Shinola.
Dad (proudly): Son, you're gonna be all right!