"The amount of poops that you will get from this recipe depends on how big your unicorn is."
Best line of the whole thing.
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Facile remedium est ubertati; sterilia nullo labore vincuntur. I think pearls are lovely, especially when you need something to clutch. ~ AzTheta
The Real World Can't Hear You ~ GC Troll
Ditto, Sciencewoman!!! I know who to give these to <<<evil grin/maniacal laughter>>>
__________________ "One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." Bertrand Russell, The Triumph of Stupidity