What crazy hazing rumors have gone around your campus?

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by aiden

cant understand this goat honey thing does the goat lick the honey off the pledges surly the goat would also eat the pledges underwear

Silly boy.

That's why the pledges don't wear any underwear.

[Sciencewoman]

I've heard that the goats are particularly incensed by pledges who don't use punctuation. This makes them even hungrier.

[aiden]

Originally Posted by AOII Angel

I guess the pig farmer wouldn't say anything..Right.

he would be in on it like the goat farmer as long as his pigs got fed and the pledges made a good table i expect he was quite happy to go along with it and laugh at the pledges as well

[aiden]

Originally Posted by volgirl2376

OK, this is not a rumor - it really happened to a guy I was close friends who as at another university. This frat took groups of pledges (usually 4 at a time) to a goat farm, undressed them to their undies, covered them in honey, tied them to a post, and left them overnight. I know its wrong, but I lmao when he came home the next morning. Just imagining those honey covered men trying to fend off the goats - and god knows what else - cracks me up.

Also, when I was at UTK, I remember someone bringing a naked pledge to the courtyard (the middle of 4 dorms) and tied him to the flag pole and began singing "twinkle twinkle little star". I heard the singing and my friend looked out and screamed "ahhhh yeah that dude is naked!" Needless to say everyone was looking out the windows, and I guess his gf saw him, because she rushed outside and took her sweater off to try to cover him up! Haha!

i dont understand this does the goat eat the pledges underwear they eat anything as far as i know does the goat then lick the honey off of them is this what this haze is about

[aiden]

[QUOTE=MysticCat;2202744]Silly boy.

That's why the pledges don't wear any underwear. [/QU volgril said they were stripped to their undies and covered in honey and tied to a post i take that to mean they still have underwear on so my point of the goat eating the undies is a valid one the part i dont understand is would the goat lick it off if so this must be gross for the lads to be licked all over by the goat and dangerous if the goat bit their skin or something else ouch

[aiden]

Originally Posted by aiden

volgril said they were stripped to their undies and covered in honey and tied to a post i take that to mean they still have underwear on so my point of the goat eating the undies is a valid one the part i dont understand is would the goat lick it off if so this must be gross for the lads to be licked all over by the goat and dangerous if the goat bit their skin or something else ouch

[AOII Angel]

[QUOTE=aiden;2202828]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

Silly boy.

That's why the pledges don't wear any underwear. [/QU volgril said they were stripped to their undies and covered in honey and tied to a post i take that to mean they still have underwear on so my point of the goat eating the undies is a valid one the part i dont understand is would the goat lick it off if so this must be gross for the lads to be licked all over by the goat and dangerous if the goat bit their skin or something else ouch

Lads, huh? What country are you in? We don't usually call men lads. Boys, guys, dudes...not lads.

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by AOII Angel

Lads, huh? What country are you in? We don't usually call men lads. Boys, guys, dudes...not lads.

Ah, good catch. I'm guessing some lad on the other side of the pond who believes everything he sees in the cinema and who hasn't yet grasped the utility of the full stop.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

cimena

MC just dropped down a few pegs. I'm so ashamed

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

MC just dropped down a few pegs. I'm so ashamed

Ouch. I try to proofread better than that.

[WCsweet<3]

[aiden]

Originally Posted by volgirl2376

OK, this is not a rumor - it really happened to a guy I was close friends who as at another university. This frat took groups of pledges (usually 4 at a time) to a goat farm, undressed them to their undies, covered them in honey, tied them to a post, and left them overnight. I know its wrong, but I lmao when he came home the next morning. Just imagining those honey covered men trying to fend off the goats - and god knows what else - cracks me up.

Also, when I was at UTK, I remember someone bringing a naked pledge to the courtyard (the middle of 4 dorms) and tied him to the flag pole and began singing "twinkle twinkle little star". I heard the singing and my friend looked out and screamed "ahhhh yeah that dude is naked!" Needless to say everyone was looking out the windows, and I guess his gf saw him, because she rushed outside and took her sweater off to try to cover him up! Haha!

did the goats eat their undies how many goats were there . why do they cover the guys in honey is it because the goats will lick it all off . is this the reason why they do this . must be gross to be licked all over by a goat your poor friend i do feel sorry for him how can you fend them off if you are tied to a post the goat farmer must have been in on this joke to let it happen

[amIblue?]

Dude, no one is going to tell you what you want to hear.

[ColdInCanada11]

I don't understand why that much thought has gone into this...

[chi-o_cat]

Lame troll is lame.