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Old 04-08-2003, 11:54 AM
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Jake is dying.

Jake was dying. His wife, Annie, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by
his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips
began to move slightly. "My darling Annie," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk."

In his tired voice,"I have something I must confess to you.

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Annie.

"Everything's all right, just go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Annie. I...I cheated on you!"

"I know," Annie whispered as she softly stroked his forehead.

"Just let the poison work "



Too funny!!!! Y'all can thank Digital Dad for that one.
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Old 04-08-2003, 12:19 PM
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Hahahaha! That is awesome! Thanks for posting.
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Old 04-08-2003, 12:20 PM
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that was hilarious!
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Old 04-08-2003, 12:27 PM
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too funny, too funny
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Old 04-08-2003, 01:20 PM
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Old 04-08-2003, 01:21 PM
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Yeah, it's hilarious...but you can imagine the horror when I got an email from my dad simply titled "Jake is dying".. I was like OMG lol
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:37 PM
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Too funny!
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Old 04-08-2003, 03:12 PM
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With some of these gals out there these days it might be a true story.
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Old 04-08-2003, 03:13 PM
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Quote:
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With some of these gals out there these days it might be a true story.
LOL Or, looking at the way the GC Crush thread is going!!
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Old 04-08-2003, 03:28 PM
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With some of these gals out there these days it might be a true story.
Ahhh, if he doesn't cheat, he doens't get poisoned.
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Old 04-08-2003, 03:39 PM
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Ahhh, if he doesn't cheat, he doens't get poisoned.
Guess it's more humane than running him over several times with a Mercedes.

I think guys should get to do the same thing if the wife is the cheater.
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Old 04-08-2003, 03:42 PM
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Yet another Urban Legend that could be added to the gamble.
Good story!
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Old 04-09-2003, 12:41 AM
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lol lol lol lol
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