Girls vs. Grown Women

[Professor]

Good Day Sisters - - - I found this to be interesting - not sure if its all true but will let you form your own opinions.

Girls want to control the man in their life.

Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them.

Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls are afraid to be alone.

Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys.

Grown women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come home.

Grown women make you want to come home.

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.

Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough

for their man.

Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).

Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

Girls think a guy crying is weak.

Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.

Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.

Grown women know that was just one man.

Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.

Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, doesn't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.

Girls will read this and get an attitude.

Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends.

[DSTCHAOS]

I agree with some of them.

And grown women won't be passing this on to other grown women and their male friends. Grown adults should already have this type of stuff figured out. I hate email forwards.

[lovehaiku84]

Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

And grown women won't be passing this on to other grown women and their male friends. Grown adults should already have this type of stuff figured out. I hate email forwards.

I'll second that. I think most of these are pretty true though. Is there one about Boys vs. Grown Men?

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by lovehaiku84

I'll second that. I think most of these are pretty true though. Is there one about Boys vs. Grown Men?

Boys like boobies.

Grown men like boobies.


Boys don't change the toliet paper roll.

Grown men don't change the toliet paper roll.


Boys do dumb sh*t and break bones.

Grown men do dumb sh*t and break bones.


There you go.

[Senusret I]

Originally Posted by lovehaiku84

Is there one about Boys vs. Grown Men?

What's the difference?

OOOOHHHHHH SNAP!

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by Senusret I

What's the difference?

OOOOHHHHHH SNAP!

You see... we are --->Here<---

[Senusret I]

I see!

[DSTCHAOS]

I can think of differences. But the grown men and women in here already know them.

[lovehaiku84]

LMAO @ AlphaFrog. @ DSTCHAOS ok, ok. You've defintely got a point there

[PerfectMistake]

Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

I hate email forwards.

Oh, so, I'm not the only one?

*still trying to figure out why so many people actually forward emails*

[lovehaiku84]

Maybe because part of them actually believes that if they don't they will A) Die lonely with only their cats to mourn them or B) Go to hell? Probably due to the threats that are usually tacked on at the end of such e-mails. "If you don't send this to 10 or more people, you don't love Jesus and you will go to hell." <---Those are the worst.

[DSTCHAOS]

Jesus stopped sending me forwards years ago because I always dropped the bomb.