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01-30-2009, 12:31 AM
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I just farted and is thinking about boning my secretary.
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01-30-2009, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by moe.ron
I just farted and is thinking about boning my secretary.
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LOL
I'm mad these two things are in one sentence.
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01-30-2009, 05:20 AM
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The secretary just bend over. Thong, red thong to be exact.
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01-30-2009, 05:47 AM
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Just wrong man....LOL
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01-31-2009, 03:52 AM
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I really hope I don't get whiskey dick tomorrow.
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01-31-2009, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by moe.ron
I just farted and is thinking about boning my secretary.
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LOL I was laughing so hard at this one, that I made me farted too.
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01-31-2009, 04:01 AM
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Wups, I just cut a silent one. LOL
Serious question here. Have you ever busted your ass and then shitted on yourself?
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01-31-2009, 05:34 PM
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^^ yeah, I've done that
meanwhile, I hope that stuff is something the cat ate.
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01-31-2009, 05:38 PM
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01-31-2009, 07:06 PM
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Bwhahhahaha at this whole thread.
Dionysus, I see your dark anthro hall and raise you a bus ride from DC.
And what's whiskey dick?
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01-31-2009, 10:41 PM
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Too much alcohol + inability to perform sexually = whiskey dick
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I love that we're educational around here.
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02-01-2009, 01:32 AM
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^^ yeah, I've done that
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Dude, this happened to me on a date. I excused myself so I could go to the bathroom to throw my underwear away. I finished the date wearing my jeans without wearing underwear. Great date, uncomfortable feeling.
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Too much alcohol + inability to perform sexually = whiskey dick
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Also - urban dictionary -
whiskey-dick 7 up, 4 down  Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.
I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything. |
I've never heard of this. I can get wasted and still bang all night, with a rock hard dick. There was one chick I was with before I met my ex wife. I banged her so long and hard that she wanted to stop. I guess the lubrication let up.
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02-02-2009, 07:54 PM
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I just farted and is thinking about boning my secretary.
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You have your own secretary? What do you DO?
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02-03-2009, 12:10 AM
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You have your own secretary? What do you DO?
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Something
I just farted again. The secretary is still hot
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02-03-2009, 02:22 AM
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This thread is disgusting.
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