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11-04-2004, 10:24 AM
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Tall Tales of moe.ron
I heard that moe.ron killed a man with nothing but a pair of nail clippers and a Bee Gees vinyl album.
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11-04-2004, 11:38 AM
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Re: Tall Tales of moe.ron
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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
I heard that moe.ron killed a man with nothing but a pair of nail clippers and a Bee Gees vinyl album.
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arya once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
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11-04-2004, 11:47 AM
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Really? I heard that he likes to watch dogs going at it while he sits & drinks a beer.
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11-04-2004, 11:50 AM
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I heard he likes to run up and down the streets naked while talking like Yoda.
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11-04-2004, 11:54 AM
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If you say moe.ron's name 13 times while looking into a mirror in a dark room, you can summon Beelzebub himself.
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11-04-2004, 11:55 AM
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I heard he likes to run up and down the streets naked while talking like Yoda.
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LMAO!!! That was him??? He went by my neighborhood last week doing just that while the girls & I sat on the lawn & laughed at his "shortcomings"
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11-04-2004, 12:19 PM
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arya and i went out for a drink one day, and walked around and around but weren't able to find a bar. we finally reached a vacant lot, and he made me sit down, saying "we're here." We sat for 8 months, until some guys showed up with some wood and started a building. Sure enough, they built the bar right around us - we took a shot of whisky as soon as it opened, then arya burned the place down, screaming "ALWAYS LEAVE THINGS THE WAY YOU FOUND THEM"
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11-04-2004, 12:36 PM
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I heard he once killed a man in Vegas, just to watch him die.
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11-04-2004, 02:36 PM
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I heard he had a big blue ox named Babe, oh, and that he used to walk around the countryside planting apple trees.
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11-04-2004, 02:57 PM
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Originally posted by sugar and spice
I heard he had a big blue ox named Babe, oh, and that he used to walk around the countryside planting apple trees.
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yeah i heard the character of 'johnn appleseed' was based on arya, but they added the apples and took out the raping men.
(moe.ron, not a cut on you, it's from a bill brasky skit i swear!)
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11-04-2004, 03:07 PM
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I heard that arya once crafted a boat out of plywood and buffalo hide and sailed across the Pacific, just to get some decent teryaki chicken.
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11-04-2004, 03:51 PM
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I heard that Arya single handedly killed the entire Botswanan mafia with a red Swingline stapler because one of them insulted Pink Floyd.
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11-04-2004, 04:06 PM
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They say arya did two tours of Vietnam . . . one day I was eating at a diner in texas and my waiter was an 8 foot tall, 400 pound asian man. I asked him his name - sure enough, it was ho dang arya!
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11-04-2004, 04:10 PM
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Once I saw moe.ron drinking coffee at a Starbucks that was inside a Walmart.
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11-04-2004, 04:27 PM
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moe.ron taught Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar.
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