Why is Tom Earp Everywhere?

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

Originally posted by Senusret I
Did I miss a sale on crack???

I think we both did buddy!!!

[Thrillhouse]

All hail President Earp!

[justamom]

What amazes me is that some people have difficulty deciphering
the Da Earp Code.

Here are hints in your quest for hidden meaning.
1. Understand the current trend of the thread in context of the topic at hand.
2. Consider cliche's that were popular between the 1700's and now. Great source is Ben Franklin's Poor Man's Almanac!
3. Insert creative exchanges for terminology. (Usually the nouns.)
4. Don't get hung up on individual words, but consider the heart and soul behind the statement.
5. Sometimes an idiom can belong to an individual as well as a region.
6. If you don't want to exercise your brain and discover a really insightful OR humorous post, just SKIP IT-RELAX! He's not the ONLY poster that leaves people scratching their head!

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by justamom
What amazes me is that some people have difficulty deciphering
the Da Earp Code.

Here are hints in your quest for hidden meaning.
1. Understand the current trend of the thread in context of the topic at hand.
2. Consider cliche's that were popular between the 1700's and now. Great source is Ben Franklin's Poor Man's Almanac!
3. Insert creative exchanges for terminology. (Usually the nouns.)
4. Don't get hung up on individual words, but consider the heart and soul behind the statement.
5. Sometimes an idiom can belong to an individual as well as a region.
6. If you don't want to exercise your brain and discover a really insightful OR humorous post, just SKIP IT-RELAX! He's not the ONLY poster that leaves people scratching their head!

What she said.

(Now I'm really confused -- smaller words next time, JAM. Please.)

[smiley21]

tom is everywhere cause he is an angel

[Tom Earp]

Thank you all for the kind words.

Thermobryan, yes I am. I am like a dead dog run over by a Semi, drying in the sun on an Interstate. My smell is everywhere!!!!!!

I have the time which isnt easy owning my own business and careing about the Greek System as has been said. But it does give me some freedom.

I have found for the most part that this site is one of the truest sites for Greeks To Join together and cuss or discuss subjects.

Except for a few, who I hope you can figure out for yourself, will decide who really cares about Greeks, not young or 0ld but do care.


Thanks guys! Do you think we can gear up the Presidentual Thing to get on any Ballots in this world!

[AlphaFrog]

This thread needs bumped.

All pay Hommage to all that is Earp.

Originally posted by AlphaFrog
This thread needs bumped.

All pay Hommage to all that is Earp.

Crack kills.

And it's homage.

: Patiently waits for AXO Alum to entertain us with a song:

[madmax]

Tom Earp is everywhere.
Tom Earp is everything.
Tom Earp is everybody.

I am glad BTK was finally caught. I always suspected Tom Earp was actually BTK. They are both from Kansas. Tom Earp started a fraternity named Beta Chi. Beta Chi sounds like BTK. BTK was a bad speller. Tom Earp is a SWM with knowledge of law enforcement. He fit the profile. If BTK started talking about taters I was going to turn Tom Earp in.

[Tom Earp]

Holy Shit, Holy Shit!

This was dug up from NO Where, I am laffing so damn hard I am crying!

When ius the Next Pres. Election?

Campaign Manager and Treasure, Anyone, Anyone!

BTK, Bacon Tomatoe and Ketsup.

Hell, if You lived in Witchata and not KC, weell You might get a little -----!

[AXO Alum]

Originally posted by OTW
Crack kills.

And it's homage.

: Patiently waits for AXO Alum to entertain us with a song:

Good Lord - I just have to find a way to quit laughing at your reply This is just a train wreck waiting to happen... but I will create a song appropriate for the um... occasion?

Okay - here's the song. I am sure it will be deleted within minutes, but just in case, I have it saved, and my signature line would make a good spot for it

(To the usual Beverly Hillbillies theme):

Come & listen to my story ‘bout a man named Tom
Lives in Kansas & runs a to’backy farm
Doesn’t like women & thinks a kitchen is their place
But a lot of us think Earp Speak comes from being isht faced
(drunk that is, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam)

Well the next thing you know he is bitching up a storm
The women of GC are acting up & they’ve been warned
Time to take action & teach those girls a lesson
So he edits dani’s post to make it fit to his discretion

Then Dani gets ticked off & says “What the F$%#?”
OTW, GP, & AXO join in to say “This is just too much!”
Tom doesn’t even apologize or try to fix the site
But that’s the way things must be when you are “always right”
(good ‘ol boys that is, always defending him)

So the witch brigade joins forces to share their dissonance
Tom says quit being selfflessness and acting so impotent
Says that some mods like to try and run Greek Chat
I say “you want some fries & a mirror to go with that?!”
(pot calling the kettle black that is)

The lesson here is “yes” that dear old Tom is everywhere
Like bad breath you just can’t beat or a painful ingrown hair
For the props on here & all the cheers & what the hell is a snap?
I agree with the others – you should just say NO to CRACK!

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by madmax
If BTK started talking about taters I was going to turn Tom Earp in.

Now THIS is some funny shit - ringading kids, thread's over

[kddani]

Originally posted by AXO Alum
Good Lord - I just have to find a way to quit laughing at your reply This is just a train wreck waiting to happen... but I will create a song appropriate for the um... occasion?

Okay - here's the song. I am sure it will be deleted within minutes, but just in case, I have it saved, and my signature line would make a good spot for it

(To the usual Beverly Hillbillies theme):

Come & listen to my story ‘bout a man named Tom
Lives in Kansas & runs a to’backy farm
Doesn’t like women & thinks a kitchen is their place
But a lot of us think Earp Speak comes from being isht faced
(drunk that is, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam)

Well the next thing you know he is bitching up a storm
The women of GC are acting up & they’ve been warned
Time to take action & teach those girls a lesson
So he edits dani’s post to make it fit to his discretion

Then Dani gets ticked off & says “What the F$%#?”
OTW, GP, & AXO join in to say “This is just too much!”
Tom doesn’t even apologize or try to fix the site
But that’s the way things must be when you are “always right”
(good ‘ol boys that is, always defending him)

So the witch brigade joins forces to share their dissonance
Tom says quit being selfflessness and acting so impotent
Says that some mods like to try and run Greek Chat
I say “you want some fries & a mirror to go with that?!”
(pot calling the kettle black that is)

The lesson here is “yes” that dear old Tom is everywhere
Like bad breath you just can’t beat or a painful ingrown hair
For the props on here & all the cheers & what the hell is a snap?
I agree with the others – you should just say NO to CRACK!

OMG that is the funniest thing ever. If it wasn't so long i'd put it in my siggy.

Further proof as to why I heart AXOAlum!

[Tom Earp]

And, This is Many Times Why I Post What I do! OH, DAH.

But that is alright I can agree with ISHT as some do!

God, Need to Get Wicket, and make sure Nose isnt up some rear!

Company PC?

[Xylochick216]

AXO Alum, THIS is why I am damn proud to call you my sister