Originally posted by LeslieAGD The last one cracked me up! However, you might want to re-think the "fat cheeks" one. It comes off as a bit derrogatory.
The "fat cheeks" was suggested by someone else. It's not a final list.
The last one was actually a true event the AOPi house next to ours got a squirrel in thier attic so they called housing and told them to come get it and take it next door to us.