The worst things we've heard in bed (attn:Females)

cashmoney · #1 10-16-2003, 01:52 PM

( Taken from another site )

-Already done?
-Deeper. Seriously. Deeper
-Jane's my name. Pain's my game
-Please leave the light off. I'm really fat right now
-Is your friend Mike single?
-On a scale from 1 to 10, how much fun was that?
-I can't wait to tell my mother about this
-You know the only thing that kept me with that loser was the amazing sex
-Is this how your ex did it ?
-Plant the seed. Plant the seed

HOW TO KNOW -what never to say
You Say: Could you maybe try going a little deeper ?
We Hear: How's that tiny Penis working out for you ?

HOW TO DROP A HINT - he can't miss
You say: I can't wait to get home and get you in bed
He Hears: Bed, bed, bed,bed,bed,bed

HOW TO INATRUCT US-ever so gently
You Say: Not so fast, Honey
He Hears: Not so fast, you complete sexual moron.

cashmoney · #2 10-16-2003, 03:26 PM

I forgot to add: "I don't shave inorder to hide an outbreak."

bethany1982 · #3 10-16-2003, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
I forgot to add: "I don't shave inorder to hide an outbreak."

Too funny.

cashmoney · #4 10-16-2003, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by bethany1982
Too funny.

I take it you've ran across some dirties?

Hootie · #5 10-16-2003, 03:44 PM

cashmoney · #6 10-16-2003, 05:56 PM

U lost Hootie?

Hootie · #7 10-16-2003, 06:00 PM

An outbreak???? BUHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL

Oh and no I'm not lost. Had to throw my own little picture in here because I ran across it (THANKS ARYA) and hell, your threads are most controversial so I wanted people to see it

cashmoney · #8 10-16-2003, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by Hootie
and hell, your threads are most controversial so I wanted people to see it

lol...Thanks. I bet the mods hate me.

Hootie · #9 10-16-2003, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
lol...Thanks. I bet the mods hate me.

HE HE HE! No prob bob!

I don't know about the mods hating you. I'm not at liberty to speak for the group as a whole (or what they think). But I'm sure if you asked each one individually and put together a little report you could find out for sure

j/k

I don't hate you....

cashmoney · #10 10-16-2003, 07:18 PM

Hey, GC would be much more boring without me.

absolutuscchick · #11 10-16-2003, 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
Hey, GC would be much more boring without me.

Very true...I for one would definitely miss you and your posts!!

cashmoney · #12 10-17-2003, 03:48 AM

awweeee,louv to you too babe....im a lil drunk, but i got nuthin but luv 4 ya ass. Smoooochies!!