No Evidence of Chapters Yet Found There?

[exlurker]

A long time ago, reportedly, a nearby planet was "habitable." Part of me thinks, hmmm ... nope, it would have been a problem because:

* too far from campus and other houses

* too far from HQs and Earth to do effective crackdowns or to travel easily from the chapter to conventions, state days, etc.

* no SEC or Big 10 schools

* article says nothing about forests in the remote past -- so even if you have more fireplaces than any other house, what are you going to burn in them?

Darn.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-...-distant-past/



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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-...-distant-past/

[dekeguy]

[QUOTE=exlurker;2207781]A long time ago, reportedly, a nearby planet was "habitable." Part of me thinks, hmmm ... nope, it would have been a problem because:

* too far from campus and other houses

Not if Scotty can beam you over.

* too far from HQs and Earth to do effective crackdowns or to travel easily from the chapter to conventions, state days, etc.

Crackdowns? We don't need no stinkin' crackdowns. Attend conventions? Why do you think people are always reporting UFO's?

* no SEC or Big 10 schools

No problem if Scotty keeps the transporter up and running. Might join the SEC or even the Intergalactic League.


* article says nothing about forests in the remote past -- so even if you have more fireplaces than any other house, what are you going to burn in them?

Pledges?

* Darn.

I don't understand the problem. Clark Kent was initiated into DEKE at Krypton Alpha Chapter years ago.