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Old 03-05-2004, 02:17 PM
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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples?

Pimples don't come on a boy's face until he's 13.
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Old 03-05-2004, 02:20 PM
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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples?

Pimples don't come on a boy's face until he's 13.
I've heard that except it was a catholic priest joke. I read it in Maxim a year or two ago I think.

I just really like messed up jokes because the whole point of a joke is to not even be able to expect the person to know the answer and these ones always catch people off guard.

I think people would flip though if i posted dead baby or pedophile jokes.

-Rudey
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Old 03-05-2004, 02:23 PM
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I've heard that except it was a catholic priest joke. I read it in Maxim a year or two ago I think.

I just really like messed up jokes because the whole point of a joke is to not even be able to expect the person to know the answer and these ones always catch people off guard.

I think people would flip though if i posted dead baby or pedophile jokes.

-Rudey
Well I like it better as MJ... I've got some good jokes, but not any I can post here either... PM me with some... they make for good party conversation!
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Old 03-05-2004, 02:23 PM
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This afternoon's agenda:

-Leave work around 4
-Meet co-workers (the cool ones who went to the new office) at little Mexican joint for happy hour
-Leave Mexican joint around 6, head to sweet sweet grill out at my buddies place for burgers and gin and tonics.
-Leave buddy's place around 8:30, catch metro with the girls, head down to DC for more boozing.

I love warm weather.
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Old 03-05-2004, 02:51 PM
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Trixie?
Some Chicago sorority Rudey was talking about earlier.
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Old 03-05-2004, 02:52 PM
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Quantum Leap was the best show ever.
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Old 03-05-2004, 02:54 PM
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Some Chicago sorority Rudey was talking about earlier.
No only geekypenguin got in. Her name is Kathy. This guy from Greekchat named Blaine peed on her, but good ol' Kath is a Trixie and we love her for it.

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Old 03-05-2004, 03:17 PM
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Score! Quantum Leap is coming on again!!
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Old 03-05-2004, 03:21 PM
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Dear Jessica Simpson,

Please FLY AWAY LIKE YOU ARE SUPERGIRL.

I am so sick of her!
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Old 03-05-2004, 04:19 PM
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It is beautiful outside!!! I don't want to work anymore!
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Old 03-05-2004, 04:44 PM
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why is it that friday afternoons down at the bar always tend to be interesting... uugghhh.. now i've got more thoughts running through my head than i ever wanted...
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:53 PM
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:57 PM
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Score! Quantum Leap is coming on again!!
OH YEAH! Quantum Leap rocks!!
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:15 PM
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Some Chicago sorority Rudey was talking about earlier.
OMG please don't associate the Trixies w/Chicago or sororities.

Thanks.
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:32 PM
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This thing with this online chick who's obsessed with me and the not BF is really getting scary.
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