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08-13-2009, 02:09 AM
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Actually, that gay picnic basket quote came from the episode where Blanche's brother came out of the closet.
Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a long, hot, steamy bath with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms.
Sophia: You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?!
Dorothy: CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!
Cashier: Calm down, lady! You just get out of prison?
Martha: She suffered so. It was a blessing in disguise.
Sophia: I always wondered why blessings wore disguises. If I were a blessing, I'd run around naked.
Blanche: Don't worry Sophia. There are other fish in the sea.
Sophia: Yeah but all the ones my age are floating on the top!
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08-13-2009, 07:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes
Actually, that gay picnic basket quote came from the episode where Blanche's brother came out of the closet.
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You're right! I keep mixing up these episodes.
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08-13-2009, 12:26 PM
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Poor Dorothy once again defends herself from accusations of ugliness ...
Blanche: Dorothy, please, this is lunacy! Since when do you care how you look?
Dorothy: I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!
Blanche: Dorothy, this is a stunningly beautiful dress. People expect to see me in something stunningly beautiful!
Dorothy: And what do they expect to see me in, Blanche, a yarmulke and a Hefty bag?
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01-21-2010, 11:56 AM
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bumpity bump
Just because I can
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01-21-2010, 12:11 PM
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Blanche, after giving Sophia a makeover for a hot date:
I took an 85-year-old woman and turned her into a 65-year-old drag queen!
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01-21-2010, 12:35 PM
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Rose: Do we have the ingredients for guhflugenblugen?
Dorothy: Come on, Rose. Get with it! Do what the rest of us do: buy FROZEN guhflugenblugen!
When Sophia and Blanche are playing chess:
Sophia: Anyway, I can get out of this. It's not over until the fat lady sings!
Rose: I'm siiiiiiiingin in the rain!
And I'm not sure which episode this is from, but Dorothy and Sophia are sitting in the kitchen.
Dorothy: ..and you and I can argue til the cows come home!
*Blanche and Rose walk in*
Rose: We're home!
Love this show!
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06-03-2010, 03:59 PM
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06-03-2010, 05:51 PM
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I like the one where Sophia's brother, Angelo coems over dressed as a priest (he hasnt told the story of why he's not really a priest yet) and Blanche & Rose come in dressed up in nuns costumes.
Angelo is staring at Blanche holding her clothes with her bra on top and she says, " Oh we're collecting lingerie for sexy needy people."
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09-03-2010, 01:35 PM
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This isn't a quote, but I still chuckled lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMLITlAA0QM
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09-03-2010, 02:20 PM
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This is one of my favorite clips of The Golden Girls:
Blanche Delirium from lack of sleep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54y-Mjxz9vw
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09-04-2010, 12:05 AM
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I LOVE this thread!
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09-04-2010, 08:37 PM
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^^ Me too.
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09-07-2010, 10:19 PM
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When the girls flew to LA to be on the game show "Grab That Dough"
Game show host: For one hundred dollars, complete this famous phrase...better late than...
Blanche: PREGNANT!
Sophia in an attempt to console Blanche being depressed over her birthday:
Sophia:"No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words...You're old, you sag get over it!
Blanche: Sophia!
Sophia: "So what if you knew Jesus personally. Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil!"
Blanche: My mistake. I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise.
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09-07-2010, 11:07 PM
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09-08-2010, 12:00 AM
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^^^ That reminds me of this scene.
I love the whole thing, but I lose it when Dorothy talks about visiting her mother at " ...THE HOOOME" lol
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