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Originally Posted by PKTRoss
Thank you very much and I've had that book for like a year now... been meaning to read it
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Go off campus and buy a keg and lots of strippers.
And a hooker, disguised as a stripper, so someone will think that your fraternity will get them laid.
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
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