GreekChat.com Forums  

Go Back   GreekChat.com Forums > Recruitment > Recruitment Stories
Reload this Page Chuck Norris's Recruitment Story
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Recruitment Stories This is the forum where you should place posts about your Recruitment experiences. General questions about Recruitment should be posted in the main Recruitment forum.


Register Now for FREE!
Join GreekChat.com, The Fraternity & Sorority Greek Chat Network. To sign up for your FREE account INSTANTLY fill out the form below!

Username: Password: Confirm Password: E-Mail: Confirm E-Mail:
 
Image Verification
Please enter the six letters or digits that appear in the image opposite.

  I agree to forum rules 

» GC Stats
Members: 325,417
Threads: 115,510
Posts: 2,196,429
Welcome to our newest member, DemetraMau
» Online Users: 1,409
3 members and 1,406 guests
flamboyanttree, Kevin, Xidelt
Reply
Page 13 of 17 « First 39101112 13 14151617
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #181  
Old 09-17-2008, 11:08 AM
ASTalumna06 ASTalumna06 is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Queens, NY
Posts: 6,290
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris View Post
An update from this morning's Chucktastic recruitment adventure...

Round 3: Philanthropy

Chuck has been learning a lot on GC about being panhellenicky. Therefore, Chuck decided to incorporate panhellenic spirit into his morning routine. First, his choice of wardrobe: Chuck wore old blue jeans, an ivy-green shirt, olive-green boots, bronze spurs, and a pearl-studded crimson belt affixed by a gold lion belt buckle. Chuck finished the look with a straw cowboy hat. Underneath, Chuck sported his usual white briefs, and after the clown scare yesterday, Chuck equipped himself with an anchor-shaped death star tucked into his secret ammo pouch.
Green and gold, pearls, with an anchor-shaped death star? I think that Chuck subconsciously wants to be an AST

And yes... Chuck definitely needs to update this and tell us about all of the crazy PNMs that he had to lay the smack down on
__________________
I believe in the values of friendship and fidelity to purpose

@~/~~~~
Last edited by ASTalumna06; 09-17-2008 at 12:27 PM.
Reply With Quote
Buy GreekChat a Coffee to help support this site, the community and the efforts that go into developing & keeping GC online. ( discuss )
  #182  
Old 09-17-2008, 12:18 PM
gee_ess gee_ess is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,552
Or, I would love it if Chuck would serve a stint as a recruitment advisor! Ah, the things Chuck could do to those overzealous alums, the heli moms, not to mention what smackdown opportunities he would have during the drama of the voting sessions!

Bring it on, Chuck!
Reply With Quote
  #183  
Old 09-17-2008, 12:45 PM
honeychile's Avatar
honeychile honeychile is offline
Super Moderator
  
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Counting my blessings!
Posts: 30,513
Don't you think Chuck Norris would make the perfect Recruitment Chairman? Heaven help the PNMs who didn't toe the line - he'd put new meaning into "not making the cut"!
__________________
~ *~"ADPi"~*~
♥Proud to be a Macon Magnolia ♥
"He who is not busy being born is busy dying." Bob Dylan
Reply With Quote
  #184  
Old 09-17-2008, 02:01 PM
SOPi_Jawbreaker SOPi_Jawbreaker is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Conshohocken, PA
Posts: 1,149
Quote:
Originally Posted by honeychile View Post
Don't you think Chuck Norris would make the perfect Recruitment Chairman? Heaven help the PNMs who didn't toe the line - he'd put new meaning into "not making the cut"!
I'd love to hear about the lengths he's go to to keep his sorority from gettin rush infractions...frisking PNMs as they're leaving...roundhouse-kicking some poor PNM that inadvertantly tried to walk out of a party with a napkin.
__________________
SOP

PSimissU
Reply With Quote
  #185  
Old 09-17-2008, 02:36 PM
gee_ess gee_ess is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,552
I would love to be a fly on the wall for Chuck's recruitment workshops: I can only imagine what he would suggest as ice breakers and conversation topics!
Reply With Quote
  #186  
Old 09-17-2008, 08:02 PM
barbino barbino is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 703
I'd like to hear about Chuck as the Tri-Delt chapter's Rush Chairman. I'd also like to hear about Mike Huckabee and his wife as sorority houseparents.

Mainly, I'd just like to hear more about/from Chuck!

Chuck Norris --- Roundhouse kicking some sense into PNMs all over the country.
__________________
GreekChat.com - The Fraternity & Sorority Greek Chat Net
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. -Michelangelo
Reply With Quote
  #187  
Old 09-17-2008, 09:53 PM
libelle libelle is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 142
house parents
[quote=barbino;1719434]I'd also like to hear about Mike Huckabee and his wife as sorority houseparents.


That is too funny ...
__________________
You can take the belle out of the south but not the south out of the belle.


GreekChat.com - The Fraternity & Sorority Greek Chat Network
Reply With Quote
  #188  
Old 09-17-2008, 10:01 PM
catiebug catiebug is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: yankeeheathenland
Posts: 719
I'd like to know what Tri Delta's rush, I mean recruitment, slogan is and if Chuck had a say in it.

I think Chuck during MS would be mighty interesting...
Reply With Quote
  #189  
Old 09-17-2008, 11:14 PM
Jimmy Choo Jimmy Choo is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 947
I need to be entertained so I am begging Chuck to come back!!!
__________________
Let Us Steadfastly Love One Another
Reply With Quote
  #190  
Old 09-18-2008, 08:35 AM
gee_ess gee_ess is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,552
I am pretty sure Chuck probably did well on the inside of recruitment. After all, he already has the all black outfit for pref night and he was probably very persuasive when talking to pnms. Although I bet the spurs on his boots were a problem when kneeling in front of pnms for conversations, and I imagine he had a difficult time contolling his super black belt rage with any pnm who professed their devotion to Obama.

Okay, I admit, I re-read the thread for fun last night and am totally into Chuck. Maybe Chuck is off campaigning for McCain and doesn't have time for GC.
Reply With Quote
  #191  
Old 09-21-2008, 02:49 PM
barbino barbino is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 703
Chuck is now standing right behind Sarah Palin, guarding her like he did with Mike Huckabee. He is always dressed in black, and he wears his spurs so that anyone who messes with her also has to mess with him.

Moral of the story: Don't mess with Chuck (or Texas).
Also, in case his spurs don't work, Chuck Norris is really good at wielding the Tri-Delt trident.
__________________
GreekChat.com - The Fraternity & Sorority Greek Chat Net
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. -Michelangelo
Reply With Quote
  #192  
Old 09-22-2008, 09:46 AM
33girl 33girl is offline
Moderator
  
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hotel Oceanview
Posts: 34,493
Quote:
Originally Posted by barbino View Post
Also, in case his spurs don't work, Chuck Norris is really good at wielding the Tri-Delt trident.
Please, someone, Photoshop this.
__________________
It is all 33girl's fault. ~DrPhil
Reply With Quote
  #193  
Old 09-22-2008, 09:50 AM
Benzgirl Benzgirl is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Out in Left Field
Posts: 7,510
We Want Chuck
We Want Chuck
We Want Chuck
We Want Chuck
__________________
When did GC become Twitter?
Reply With Quote
  #194  
Old 09-22-2008, 09:51 AM
gee_ess gee_ess is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,552
Chuck does not get photo-shopped! Chuck does his own photo-chopping. (A Chuck reaction to the situation when a PNM looks nothing like the photo she submitted on her application or what happens when Sarah Palin is presented in a less than positive light in any Obama ads)
Reply With Quote
  #195  
Old 09-22-2008, 12:50 PM
hoosierlover78 hoosierlover78 is offline
GreekChat Member
  
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 5
This is by far the most entertaining thread on GC. Somebody PLEASE photoshop!!
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 13 of 17 « First 39101112 13 14151617

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
My recruitment story Blueink Recruitment Stories 64 02-03-2008 08:09 AM
NC Recruitment Story!!! ncse88 Recruitment Stories 57 11-27-2007 11:46 PM
My IU recruitment story...07/08! HoosierGirl89 Risk Management - Hazing & etc. 5 10-05-2007 04:05 PM
My Recruitment Story Happy120 Recruitment Stories 4 07-20-2007 09:17 PM
Recruitment Story with a Twist-The Advisors Side of the Story jesidz Recruitment Stories 37 09-23-2006 10:29 PM



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:01 PM.

Contact Us - GreekChat.com - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.