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James · #16 01-21-2002, 07:47 PM

Ok we have all hit a new all time low . . . lol . . .

Actually there is a smell compatibility issue to attraction. If you don't like your mates natural odor you will be in for a rough ride as time goes on. Generally the more attracted you are to the person and the more "odor compatible" the less you will notice odor at all.

So given the same level of odor, one might person may make you gag but the other might just turn you on. And it will be different for different people.

Miami1839 · #17 01-21-2002, 08:29 PM

wow, I think we have now covered everything on gc now. LOL

Peaches-n-Cream · #18 01-21-2002, 08:32 PM

I cannot believe what I just read! Pineapple juice

LOL!

shopgirl · #19 01-22-2002, 01:49 AM

Okay, I'm laughing out loud here and it's hard to contain myself. I CANNOT believe what I read on here sometimes!!!

I am a little confused though...

Some are talking about washing yourself after working out, etc., basically just keeping clean, in general, and around "the area". Then others are talking about asparagus and pineapple juice...I'm assuming that this is in regards to what's on the inside, rather than "the area" itself. So what's the deal with the food and juice?

Also, I believe what tridelta4eva is talking about is smegma (sp). I believe I learned about this in 8th grade sex ed. I think it's more common in men who have not been circumcised.

Rudey · #20 01-22-2002, 01:49 AM

One time after sex with a girl, we fooled around in the morning. Well a condom with spermicide definitely leaves a smell/taste from the look I got.

-Rudey

lifesaver · #21 01-22-2002, 03:56 AM

If my junk stinks (and I am not saying it does) am I supposed to stick my package in a glassful of pineapple juice? I would think that might sting a bit. With my luck, Id get busted dipping my stuff in a punchbowl of mimossa's. Gawd.

tridelta4ever · #22 01-22-2002, 07:01 AM

Lifesave and Shopgirl, your posts just made me totally lose it in public. I'm laughing so hard I'm about to cry. lol.

Ok, let's clarify - you are NOT to put your stinky junk in any pineapple juice or rub asparagus on it. I beg you not to! lol
If you drink pineapple juice, because it's so acidic, it will eliminate a lot of the funky stank if you have it.

Yes, I do think we have hit an all time topic low....

lovelyivy84 · #23 01-22-2002, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lil_G

I've heard a word used to describe this condition for men, smegie? Is that right? Similar bacteria found on women for yeast infections. However if you're experiecing such problems it might be wise to contact a urologist, i'm sure he/she would know what to do.

Umm, I can't believe I know this, but the word is actually smegma, LOL.

This whoooole topic had me lmao!

volgirl2376 · #24 01-22-2002, 10:48 AM

OK like I said before...lol...drinking pineapple juice is supposed to make your downtown area smell/taste very pleasant. Please do not stick your wang in juice or rub with asparagus

dzrose93 · #25 01-22-2002, 11:10 AM

Ever seen the movie "Whipped"? It talks about the pineapple juice issue.

Steeltrap · #26 01-22-2002, 11:26 AM

This thread is off the hook.
When I first came here, I sure didn't expect to read thoughts on "junk" and the size of one's gazungas.

LMBAO.

ErikaXO · #27 01-22-2002, 11:39 AM

The pineapple juice thing is legit.....you know how if you eat a lot of garlic or drink a lot of beer it just literally seeps from your pores the next day? Well it is the same principle.

Smegma is a serious thing....but mainly for uncircumcised men. What it is is a buildup of old skin cells that slough off, get stuck under the foreskin, and collect sweat/bacteria/urine/etc. Sounds delicious, eh? I love old movies/stars and I read about Clark Gable's odor problem....his director gave him a bar of soap and a note referring to his smegma smell. Apparently his lovers had the same complaint. YUCK!!!! Guys who have been snip-snipped may not have smegma, but you can still get Frumunda cheese, and that is just as bad.

You know, dipping the package in pineapple juice isn't a bad idea....maybe she could get a little spray bottle and she could spritz you down, then slurp it off......(non-alcoholic body shots, anyone?)

volgirl2376 · #28 01-22-2002, 11:41 AM

*slurp* it off? omfg!

shopgirl · #29 01-22-2002, 01:09 PM

LMAOROTF

This board is OUT OF CONTROL!!!

KarenC725 · #30 01-22-2002, 02:47 PM

The coworkers are positive I'm on something now! I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

Yes, as others have stated, there is an odor. In my limited experience, it isn't too bad. I've heard more complaints about the taste from my friends. I don't have a problem with my boy but I've heard others who do.