FW:Sorority jokes

heatherh1981 · #1 08-15-2000, 11:53 PM

THE CANONICAL LIST OF SORORITY GIRL JOKES
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What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.

How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in
the gutter and they always come back for more.

What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers ?
Sorority girls cost less per score.

What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.
How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.

What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Introduce herself.
Walks home.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file.

What's a sorority girl's favorite wine?
"Daaadddy, I want to go to mi-ammmmi."

What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do...

Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
'Cause everyone gets a turn.

How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a twinkie on
the bed.

Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

A sorority girl was hitch-hiking along an empty desert highway. After
five or six cars had passed her without even slowing down, she decided she
really wanted out of there. She decided the quickest way to get someone's
gang. The gang spotted her, and acted quickly. They drug her off into
a side canyon and gang-dressed her.

What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out once a week.

What do you call 100 sorority girls sun-bathing on a beach in Cuba?
Bay of Pigs.

What do you call a sorority girl hang-glider festival?
Multiple total eclipses.

What is a sorority girl's mating call...
"I'm soooo drunk, I'm sooooo drunk!"

What is the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.

What do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl??
Nothing. There are some things a sorority girl won't do.
I don't know, but it sure enjoys screwing people.
I don't know, but when it sucks your cock, it does't stop until it
gets blood.

1) Tri Delts; I'm sure everyone else has.
2) If your date won't, Tri Delts.
3) Once you've tried everyone else, Tri Delts.

and

2) __________ __________
\ / /\ \ /
\ / / \ \ /
\ / / \ \ /
\ / / \ \ /
\/ /________\ \/

Tri Delts: Two out of three go down.

What do fraternity boys call hemorrhoids ?
Speed bumps.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a dog ?
Drivers will swerve to miss the dog.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaaddy.
7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke).
65, 1 to do it and 64 to sing and clap.
One. She holds on to it and the world revolves around her.
Six. One to screw it in and five to make the T-shirts.

Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
She's been laid all over the country.

What three words will a sorority girl never hear?
"Attention K-mart shoppers"

Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.

What is a sorority girl's favorite sexual position?
Facing Bloomingdale's.

What's the difference between Jell-o and a sorority girl?
Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
The Dead Sea (Lake Placid is also OK).

How can you tell if a sorority girl's a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same day she has her hair done.

What's a sorority girl's idea of natural childbirth?
No makeup.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a barracuda?
Nail polish.

How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
Marry her.

Whats the difference between a sorority girl and a broom closet?
Only 2 men fit inside a broom closet at once

a0: One. She holds on to it and the world revolves around her.
a2: Six. One to screw it in and five to make the T-shirts.

What's the difference between a telephone booth and a sorority girl?
You don't need a quarter for the sorority girl.

Kymberleigh · #2 08-16-2000, 01:29 AM

I'm not trying to be snotty, but why was the only sorority mentioned TriDelta? I know it was all in fun, but still you could have left that name out, if you were leaving out everyone else's.

Kymberleigh
Delta Epsilon
Delta Delta Delta

Sexy Mocha · #3 08-16-2000, 01:20 PM

I don't think it's a matter of having a sense of humor or not, these jokes are extremely tacky. Maybe it's just me, but you wouldn't go into a chat room/thread that caters to athletes and make dumb jock jokes...or into a Jenny Craig support forum and share the latest fat jokes. The post is tasteless, potentially insulting, and not in the least bit funny.

Corbin Dallas · #4 08-16-2000, 01:41 PM

In Heather's defense, she did ask prior to posting these jokes if it would be a problem, and she was told to proceed. And, Katelyn, that's what makes jokes funny is when they play off of a stereotype. Even though I don't know of anybody who thinks that sorority girls are fat.

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Steve Corbin
Lambda Chi Alpha
Theta Kappa Chapter
Rose-Hulman Inst. of Tech.

MaMaBuddha · #5 08-16-2000, 02:18 PM

tacky yes......

but i was laughing....

Sexy Mocha · #6 08-16-2000, 02:21 PM

Corbin, I am not aware that Heather received "prior approval" before posting. Nor do I care. The fact remains that the "jokes" are extremely tasteless and as I stated before, not at all funny.

Corbin Dallas · #7 08-16-2000, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha:
Corbin, I am not aware that Heather received "prior approval" before posting. Nor do I care. The fact remains that the "jokes" are extremely tasteless and as I stated before, not at all funny.

Here is the URL of the message where she asked if it was ok: http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/...ML/000089.html
Ok, you gave your opinion on them. I thought most of them were stupid, but some were funny. Almost all of them, you can substitute anything in for "sorority girl" and get the same thing out of it. I don't mind a joke at my expense, whether it be a "frat guy" joke, or an engineering joke. Anyway, even if I don't like a joke, I just shrug it off and move on.

Some were downright disgusting though...speed bumps

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Steve Corbin
Lambda Chi Alpha
Theta Kappa Chapter
Rose-Hulman Inst. of Tech.

Sexy Mocha · #8 08-16-2000, 02:49 PM

Corbin,I read the jokes over (I like a good laugh as well as the next person)...to see if I could extract some type of humor out of them and...nope...still nothing. On the other hand, I guess a lot of people will find them funny. Different strokes for different folks

Siobhan · #9 08-16-2000, 08:14 PM

I have to agree with most people in this forum: I wasn't really offended or anything, but the jokes weren't funny at all. Being English, Irish AND Scottish I get my fair share of derogatory jokes,(and I like it because they are so frigging hilarious) but these ones just didn't tickle my funny bone.

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tickledpink · #10 08-16-2000, 08:33 PM

Mocha, I have to agree with you --- the jokes were tasteless. They were stereotypical and very degrading. You wouldn't go into an area that caters to a specific group of people and present stereotypical jokes.

We've all heard/seen this type of humor, and some may even find it humourous, but there is a time and a place for eveything. This certainly wasn't the place for them.

If you wouldn't feel comfortable saying them face to face to a "sorority girl" (especially the Tri Delta jokes), then a message board should not be an exception. Anonymity does not make it any less insulting.

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heatherh1981 · #11 08-16-2000, 10:12 PM

Yall can jump dowm my butt if yall want too. I'm sorry I just thought you people would like them. Can the these get taken down? I'm SUPER sorry! Please forgive me! I didnt get any of them either. All i'm asking is forgivness. But yall dont like me anyway-So that probably wont work...

I'll just find some other place to find greek buddys--

YALL dont like me!

ZetaAce · #12 08-16-2000, 10:19 PM

I'm locking this thread before it gets more out of hand than it already is.

Take Care everyone.
ZetaAce

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Katelyn · #13 08-17-2000, 12:55 AM

I did think that a few of these jokes were funny. I don't want to be mean or anything because I do have a sense of humor, but not all sororities girls are fat,not all of them are sluts, or think about shopping and makeup and whine to their dads. These jokes are just giving girls who want to be part of a sorority a bad impression on what sororities are like.

As I said before, I DO have a sense of humor.