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03-27-2012, 02:01 AM
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I wish you could see the travesty I'm witnessing RIGHT. NOW.
M's status: Pandora is playing me some good music tonight... Makes me want to get my grove on.
CG: Don't get lost in your grove.
D: get your grove on!!! 
M: girl, im going to get lost in myself cus im just groving in my room. Who want to come and join me?
CG: I would love to get lost in your grove. 
K: meeeee!!
M: bring some pop with you lol
CG: #hilarious
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03-27-2012, 04:06 AM
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I have seen this thread on the list ever since I started reading GC, but never read it. OH MY GOD. I was trying to read some of them to my husband, doing the best I could at translation, but just couldn't get it done.
I did have to unfriend someone (high school person I barely new even back then) because of some right-wing diatribe she was on. The rule is USA=free speech. DubaiSis Facebook page =/= free speech. And I have a cousin who is retarded but functional (it's a sad story stemming from child abuse but no need to get into that now) who I had to block because his posts were the most offensive pornographic things I'd ever seen. Can't unfriend him, duh, so I just had to make sure I never see his posts. But shouldn't his Dad be intervening to tell him that isn't cool?
Now, back to hilarity and obnoxiousness. I'll be on the lookout for some awesome ones.
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03-31-2012, 09:38 AM
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Not a status, but a comment on a status:
"I no, there is to many fest this summer I want to go to"
My brain nearly imploded by the end of that short "sentence".
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03-31-2012, 01:32 PM
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This is in a group I'm in (copy/pasted): "IF YOU COULD PICK A VERSION OF COLLINWOOD TO LIVE IN ...WITCH ONE WOULD YOU PICK ..????"
Also, if I see one more "of" where it should be a "have," I don't know how I'm going to hold my tongue.
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04-02-2012, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by melindawarren
Also, if I see one more "of" where it should be a "have," I don't know how I'm going to hold my tongue. 
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Wow, then I probably shouldn't post this little gem I just came across..
One of my friends posted a link to a story about a little girl who wrote a letter about how she was going to run away. My friend commented:
"This looks like something I could have composed to my brothers myself circa 1992...however I'd of had no spelling mistakes."
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04-03-2012, 03:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ASTalumna06
Wow, then I probably shouldn't post this little gem I just came across..
One of my friends posted a link to a story about a little girl who wrote a letter about how she was going to run away. My friend commented:
"This looks like something I could have composed to my brothers myself circa 1992...however I'd of had no spelling mistakes."

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This is why we need an emoticon of a head banging against a wall. Between helicopter moms, crazy PNMs and ridiculous grammar, how do we survive without one?
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04-08-2012, 09:40 PM
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"You are bleeding because you want let God put His seed in you. Now get pregnant!"
I suspect that "want" really is "won't," but OMG THIS IS BEYOND.
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Disclaimer: I've noticed that my posts in this thread quote religious FB folks (usually family). By no way am I mocking Christianity. It just seems that my family members who are most into Jesus are the least into grammar.
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04-09-2012, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Munchkin03
"You are bleeding because you want let God put His seed in you. Now get pregnant!"
I suspect that "want" really is "won't," but OMG THIS IS BEYOND.
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WHO SAYS THESE THINGS, OMG?!?!?
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04-09-2012, 01:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Munchkin03
"You are bleeding because you want let God put His seed in you. Now get pregnant!"
I suspect that "want" really is "won't," but OMG THIS IS BEYOND.
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Disclaimer: I've noticed that my posts in this thread quote religious FB folks (usually family). By no way am I mocking Christianity. It just seems that my family members who are most into Jesus are the least into grammar.
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I'm torn between laughing at your disclaimer (for good reasons), the typo, the weirdness, and the fact that they're saying God's getting that person pregnant.
brb 
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04-10-2012, 10:57 AM
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Not a status update, but a post I found on Michele Bachmann's FB page that had me SMH:
The white house gave The Muslim Brotherhood 1.5 billion in Egypt ,they vow to make the world a muslin state and kill jews and christian alike . They are know to be hamas . Can we continue with this guy in the white house any more WAKE UP AMERICA !!!!
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04-11-2012, 02:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dukemama
Not a status update, but a post I found on Michele Bachmann's FB page that had me SMH:
The white house gave The Muslim Brotherhood 1.5 billion in Egypt ,they vow to make the world a muslin state and kill jews and christian alike . They are know to be hamas . Can we continue with this guy in the white house any more WAKE UP AMERICA !!!!
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Is that for real? If it is...
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04-11-2012, 02:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dukemama
Not a status update, but a post I found on Michele Bachmann's FB page that had me SMH:
The white house gave The Muslim Brotherhood 1.5 billion in Egypt ,they vow to make the world a muslin state and kill jews and christian alike . They are know to be hamas . Can we continue with this guy in the white house any more WAKE UP AMERICA !!!!
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A muslin state? Ok, if you insist on bland fabric.
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04-13-2012, 09:25 AM
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Not grammar, but there is someone on my wall right now on such an ironic tirade. Basically along the lines of "I hate people who hate people. Especially Christians, Jews, Muslims and the GOP. They pretend to be holy, but they are all really terrible people who don't practice what the preach. They're not good people like I am. And I'm taking a stand against it!"
I love how "Taking a Stand" in our society has become posting pics on your Facebook wall.
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04-13-2012, 01:57 PM
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Status: I hate opinionated ugly people. You are far too unattractive to have all these point of views.
My comment: Self-hatred is a terrible thing
ETA:
His response: You cut me deep Rah you cut me deep
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04-13-2012, 03:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Senusret I
Status: I hate opinionated ugly people. You are far too unattractive to have all these point of views.
My comment: Self-hatred is a terrible thing
ETA:
His response: You cut me deep Rah you cut me deep
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heheheh
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