( Taken from another site )
-Deeper. Seriously. Deeper
-Jane's my name. Pain's my game
-Please leave the light off. I'm really fat right now
-Is your friend Mike single?
-On a scale from 1 to 10, how much fun was that?
-I can't wait to tell my mother about this
-You know the only thing that kept me with that loser was the amazing sex
-Is this how your ex did it ?
-Plant the seed. Plant the seed
HOW TO KNOW -what never to say
You Say: Could you maybe try going a little deeper ?
We Hear: How's that tiny Penis working out for you ?
HOW TO DROP A HINT - he can't miss
You say: I can't wait to get home and get you in bed
He Hears: Bed, bed, bed,bed,bed,bed
HOW TO INATRUCT US-ever so gently
You Say: Not so fast, Honey
He Hears: Not so fast, you complete sexual moron.