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  #286  
Old 06-25-2004, 04:41 AM
ms_gwyn ms_gwyn is offline
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THAT IS JUST WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS THAT I CANT TO BEGIN TO EXPLAIN

I may not prescribe to the judeo-christian ideals...but still.

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Old 09-28-2005, 10:38 PM
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Old 09-29-2005, 07:19 PM
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And how long did it take me to actually read this one? I have been missing so much. This is too funny!
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Old 09-29-2005, 10:28 PM
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Hilarious. I bet Lifesaver is SO glad to see this thread come back to haunt him. LOL.

Oh, and that old lady is STILL on tv down here in Texas! I channel surfed across her show one night to hear her giving someone advice about butt plugs. Serious eww pretty much anytime, but way worse when it comes from Grandma.
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Old 10-01-2005, 03:54 PM
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Hilarious. I bet Lifesaver is SO glad to see this thread come back to haunt him. LOL.

Oh, and that old lady is STILL on tv down here in Texas! I channel surfed across her show one night to hear her giving someone advice about butt plugs. Serious eww pretty much anytime, but way worse when it comes from Grandma.
wtf? what exactly is a butt plug used for? isnt the main function of that area down there suppose to let out the waste?
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Old 10-01-2005, 05:35 PM
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wtf? what exactly is a butt plug used for? isnt the main function of that area down there suppose to let out the waste?
http://www.improvingsex.com/articles....butt.plug.htm

When I googled the term, the site with this information came up:

WARNING: If you are grossed out easily, don't read any further.

"What is a Butt Plug"

Basically a butt plug is a dildo or vibrator that has a flared base so it won't slip into the rectum. You really must be careful with anything put into the anus, or you run the risk of becoming a story told by emergency room staff over coffee. They are flared at the bottom so they will stay in place and not slip out of the butt.

Some plugs are ripple shaped so that as you become more aroused you can take more of the plug. Some are cork screw shaped, some are shaped like a string of beads, to give more anal stimulation as they are pushed in and out of the anus. A standard butt plug is designed to be left in place in the anus rather than being stroked in and out like a vibrator or vaginal/anal dong. Most plugs are also much shorter and wider than traditional vibrators or dongs.

A true butt plug is great for giving your partner of yourself a feeling of fullness in the anus. Some women love the feeling of having their butt filled with a plug while they are receiving vaginal intercourse, or oral sex. Some men love the feeling of fullness in their butt while receiving oral sex or while having intercourse. Anal stimulation coupled with another facet of sexual stimulation can add great pleasure to your lovemaking.

For some extra excitement, you can wear a plug under your clothing. Imagine the look on your partners face after undressing you in a public place and finding a plug already inserted! Many people wear butt plugs during their everyday activities. You may find this pleasing and exciting since only you will know about your secret.

Plugs come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Some people like to start out with the small ones and move up gradually to the larger varieties. A set of plugs used with thought and care are a great way to introduce a partner to anal sex gradually and safely.

Some thought must go into using any anal instrument. The internal sphincter is a voluntary muscle that will tense and try to keep out anything inserted. With time and patience you can learn to gain control of this muscle, but until then you must go slow and use caution and communication. The anus and rectum do not produce any natural lubrication, so you must liberally apply lubrication to a plug before inserting it. Try to stay away from lubricants containing nonoxynol-9 since they are a well know irritant to the delicate rectal tissues.

Use common sense, anything that goes into your rectum should be smooth and free from scratchy edges. Also make sure that there is no way for you to lose the toys inserted in the anus. If you do happen to allow a toy to slip into the anus, you can usually retrieve it by relaxing and letting it exit the way it came in. However, the rectum in about 9 inches, after that the colon begins, if a toy is lost to the colon, surgical intervention will be necessary to remove it.

Communicate with your partner as much as possible. Tell each other what feels good and go slow. Anal play can be extremely enjoyable with a partner if there is mutual trust sufficient to create a relaxing and enjoyable anal experience.

A vast variety of butt plugs are available from the "regular" plug, to a vibrating or specialty plug. Plugs come in a variety of shapes and sizes, as well as materials, and colors. Jelly plugs look as great as they feel and come in a variety of colors. Some plugs are specially shaped to fit the contour of the rectum and allow greater stimulation. Try experimenting with a few to see what you like and then go from there. Once you become familiar and comfortable with butt plugs you can add to your collection to fit your sexual moods. Sometimes you may just want a fullness in your butt, while other times you may wish to feel pleasant vibrations, the choices are up to you.

Personal opinion: EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW. But I guess to each his own.
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Old 10-07-2005, 08:19 PM
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Two Words: Pineapple juice. Works for guys and girls - and makes everything down there taste good.
OK, I know that part of this thread is ancient, but all I could think of when I read it was Dole pineapple rings.
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Old 01-28-2007, 01:49 AM
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Greekchat has been way too serious lately. I thought we should revive some of the more uhm . . frivolous threads.
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Old 01-28-2007, 03:00 AM
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here here, i agree... more frivolousness!

and no more "hehe i hear pineapple juice works" cause 5 years of this thread already gave us that consensus.
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Old 01-28-2007, 06:34 AM
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I can't believe I sat here reading the whole thing, and I can't believe some of what I read!

Bwahahahahahahaha!
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Old 01-16-2008, 02:02 PM
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Eh, it's about time to bump this thread again...since it was mentioned in another recently bumped thread.
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Old 01-16-2008, 02:08 PM
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Well, what smells have you come across??? LOL

This was discussed on another message board I lurk a month or two ago.

Answers was everything from pennies to butter to swimming pools.
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Old 01-16-2008, 02:15 PM
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Well, what smells have you come across???
Would it be wrong of me to make a taco joke here??
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Old 01-16-2008, 02:25 PM
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How did I manage to miss this thread for so long? Disturbing, yes, but also completely hilarious! (And btw, Sex with Sue is awesome )
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:14 PM
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It is disturbing when Sue gets the "toys" out of her treasure chest and talks about using them.
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