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05-08-2002, 03:09 PM
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What state mottos SHOULD be :)
This is a list of what state mottos should really be :
Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware:
At least we're first in something
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:
Gateway to Iowa
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
Land of James T. Kirk
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:
Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota:
For Sale
Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, and Very Little Else
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Poker!
New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota:
Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
Ohio:
Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
Oklahoma:
Like the Play...Only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
Se Hablo Ingles
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming:
Wynot?
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05-08-2002, 03:44 PM
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I think the Texas one should be:
Everything is bigger and better
or somethinglike that.
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05-08-2002, 04:18 PM
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Missouri...
Show me your (insert here)__________!
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05-08-2002, 04:46 PM
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Texas's State Motto Should Be:
We're our OWN country!
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05-08-2002, 04:49 PM
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Penna's official unofficial motto
Pennsylvania, The Pothole Palace.
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05-08-2002, 05:27 PM
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Pardom Me While I LMAO!!!!! 
Texas: Everything is Bigger and Better in Tex's Ass!
Kansas: Leave, KC and Run into the Mountains cause there aint S&^% in between!
Colo: Rocky Mountain High Except Denver the Smog Capitol of the country behind LA!
N Dakota: They want to Change Their State Desinaton from North!?
Hell Both are where the wind blew and the Sh^% flew!
Nebraska: Omaha -Linclon Nothing to Wyoming Nothing, to Wherever to the West Coast!
Nevada: Home Of Hookers and Judge Mills Lane, well Lost Wages and Neon, No Water. What else is there to do there but to get screwed 2 ways!
Oaklahoma: We got red dirt!
Arkansas: We are a close Knit Family State!
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05-08-2002, 09:24 PM
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Re: What state mottos SHOULD be :)
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Originally posted by AOX81
New Jersey:
You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right Here!
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-09-2002, 01:24 AM
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Louisiana - "Under Construction"
or
Louisiana - "Encouraging mediocrity since...sometime in the past"
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05-09-2002, 09:28 AM
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Michigan - "If You Don't Like Our Weather, Wait Fifteen Minutes"
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05-09-2002, 09:31 AM
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Re: What state mottos SHOULD be :)
Quote:
Originally posted by AOX81
Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
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HUH?
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05-09-2002, 01:32 PM
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Another Modification:
Colorado: Don't like the weather? Wait 10 minutes!
Montana: Road signs not necessary - you'll drive too fast to see 'em anyway!
Wyoming: Where men are men, and sheep run scared
OR
Wyoming: Why does the wind blow here? Because it sucks in Nebraska!
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05-09-2002, 03:58 PM
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Ohio- "where you can experience all four seasons in one day!"
Washington- "We have more freeway then you can shake a PC at!"
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05-09-2002, 04:11 PM
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Nevada-Slots looser than a skank ho'
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05-09-2002, 06:07 PM
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A lot of my friends call Connecticut the "wannabe New York." I don't necessarily think that's true, but a lot of people here do, especially because we call ourselves "tri-state" more often than New England.
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05-09-2002, 06:38 PM
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So true about CT... we really are wanna-be New Yorkers
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