HOLY COW!
I go to work for a few hours and come home to this hot mess. Great comic relief after a challenging morning, especially some of the side conversations.
Absolutely correct, IrishLake, that this one is not a Kappa Alpha Theta member's daughter, because Risk Management policies preclude alumna attendance at social events (other than situations such as Dad's/Mom's/Parents' Weekends, that sort of thing). Oh darn. Me so sad.
I suspect this one's a legacy to the tutor mansion so accurately described by Barbie's_Rush.