OK - the billy madison line from earlier? I say that about twice a day - anyway
Tommy Boy:
"Seat belts - put the lil end into the big end. Let's face it folks - if ya can't figure this one out, go ahead and ring your call button and tommy will come around and hit you over the head with a tack hammer, because you are a retard."
Happy Gilmore:
To caddy: "Just don't let me do anything stupid."
3 minutes later, after standing in front of the guy driving: "Where were you on that one, dipsh*t?"
The Big Lebowski:
"This isn't 'Nam, this is bowling - there are rules."
"Phone's ringing dude."
"I'm not Mr. Lebowski - you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the dude, or his dudeness, or el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
Half-Baked:
the whole scene w/ "I think to understand how killer died, you have to understand who Killer the Dog was . . . ", right up to the dog smoking crack
-also the scene at AA w/ Bob Sagat - "Weed's not a drug . . ."
Meet the Parents:
"Well, you see, Greg's Jewish."
"Oh, just like JC!"
"I bet you would, Panama Red."
jeez - some buddies and i basically converse in movie quotes sometimes, it's weird - i'll stop though, that's probably too many as it is
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