At my job last year my co-workers exchanged gifts. Well being that I was new, I didn't think they would get me a gift, but oh yes they did.
1. A co-worker gave me an "alleged" Christmas tree ornament. It was the size of your thumb. The "ornament" was made of cotton and this cotton thing had on a red and green yarn coat, hat, and scarf with a damn broken off toothpick for the nose....IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SNOWMAN......THAT CHEAP HEFFA!!!
2. Another co-worker gave me some blocks
yeah some blocks and on each block there was a letter, put all the blocks together and it spelled Merry Christmas...ok what the hell I'm gonna do with some blocks?
3. The next co-worker gave me a ceramic candle holder in the shape of a mushroom. That gift was screaming cheap isht. She had the nerve to leave the price sticker on it too. It's still in the box along with those damn blocks.
4. Another co-worker gave me some cheap champagne, I think it was Champipple.
So to show my gratitude to everyone, I headed to the Dollar Tree and Dollar Mania and racked up on gifts.
