[WVU alpha phi]

Some of my favorites..

i will not be the first one to speak. and if he never calls me again, i'll always think of him fondly. as an asshole. -carrie

there are two kinds of guys in this world: the ones who hold your hand and the ones who fuck you. -samantha

maybe i'm just not used to being with someone who doesn't do the ever-seductive withholding dance. -carrie

breakup rule #1: destroy all pictures where he looks sexy and you look happy. -carrie

i would love to be one of those people who's all; we loved, thank you, you enriched my life, now go and prosper.. but i'm much more; we didn't work out, you need to not exist. -miranda