[SAEalumnus]

To any new users thinking they're going to post solicitations for their wares on these boards:

This is NOT an e-commerce website, and nobody wants to see your spam regardless of how creative or amusing (you think) it may be. Unless you have received permission from the administrator himself, your ad(s) will only remain up as long as it takes for one of the several moderators to delete it, and your account will remain open only as long as it takes for either the administrator or one of our four super moderators to ban you. Rest assured, however, that your posts will be deleted and your account will be banned. Period.

So please, spare us. Don't even bother.