Some of my favs were taken, but I thought of two:
"I have been through the NM education period, but I just can't remember what AOT means?!? Can someone pm me and tell me, or just send me an e-mail to:
obviouslyimnotamember@pleasebuymylameexcuse.edu"
And,
"I was a XYZ at Small Tech and transfered to Big State right after I was initiated. XYZ is not at Big State. Can I rush another NPC?"
I'm not NPC and I know the answer to this one!!