AUGH!!!!
I suffer from some pretty bad allergies, including cats.
I own a cat.
I just moved to New Orleans from Connecticut, and I am going through hell getting my patient records transferred down to the allergy center at Tulane. They won't even schedule a goddamn doctor appointment without my records, and, even though the CT office faxed my records over on Monday, no one at Tulane has bothered to enter them into the database, even though it's now FRIDAY, so I DON'T EXIST according to them.
Today, I was sneezing my head off at work. I had to reassure my coworkers repeatedly that it was allergies, not a cold.
I. AM. GOING. TO. DIE.