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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
So Chuck just read his Recruitment Guide (okay, Chuck didn't read it, he ordered it to bestow the information he wanted) and here is the rest of the recruitment schedule for all of his GC fans:
Today (Round 2): Skit Night
Tomorrow is a Saturday... so double rounds!
Round 3 (AM): Philanthropy Night
Round 4 (PM): Preference!
Sunday Morning: Bid Day
Also, Chuck found out he was invited back to all of the chapters (minus Phi Mu, of course) for today's events. Chuck was a little sad because he had already perfected his murderous edamame chin jab to use on the first chapter who cut him. I guess Chuck will have to wait.
Oh, and someone PMed Chuck and reminded him of all the famous republican ladies who are Thetas. Amazing! Chuck could be sisters with McCain's woman, Cheney's old lady, Laura "the rockstar" Bush AND his favorite fake-ID twins? Pansies or not, Chuck may have to take his Rho Chi's advise and "maximize his options" for a while. Chuck can always force them to change their flower to something really sweet like the venus fly trap after he pledges.
More to come later today...
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that's great Chuck! Good luck with the upcoming rounds (like you need it). I think you should force Theta to change their flower from the pansy to that flower that smells like rotting flesh. It can remind you of all the carnage you've left in your bad-ass wake.
