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Old 05-30-2008, 09:50 PM
BetteDavisEyes BetteDavisEyes is offline
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Samantha - "You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin"

Carrie - "I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it."

Carrie - "I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck."

Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?
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