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Old 08-06-2009, 06:01 PM
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Blanche and Rose try to help Dorothy put the finishing touch on an outfit ...

Dorothy: Girls, which should I wear? The gold chain or the pearls?

Rose: The chain.

Blanche: Clearly an amateur's mistake. Can't you see the chain accentuates the many folds of that turkey-like neck?

Rose: That may be, but the pearls draw attention to the nonexistent bosom.

Blanche: Ah, yes, but the chain leads the eye even lower, to that spare tire jutting out over those square, manly hips.

Dorothy: Why don't I just wear a sign that says "Too Ugly to Live"?

Blanche: Fine, but what are you going to hang it from, the chain or the pearls?

Dorothy: Neither--I'm gonna have it spray-painted on my hump!
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