Okay, so it's not my story, but it's still a story....
Last night my boyfriend and I went out with a bunch of friends. He gets trashed, we come home and go to bed. Around 5 AM or so, he jumps up and drops his pants while standing in the middle of the room. I'm like "what are you doing?" He replies, "Using the bathroom." In reality, he's about to pee on his floor. So I lead him out of his room and he goes into the laundry room and lifts up the washing machine lid. Again, I tell him no and take him to the bathroom. After a little while, I peek in to make sure he's okay....he's aiming perfectly...yet, he has fallen back asleep (standing) while peeing! Oh this night will be talked about for a long time!
