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Old 02-26-2009, 06:07 PM
cheerfulgreek cheerfulgreek is offline
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I have a joke I wanna tell. My boss was really on a roll today. lol lol It was slow today so he was telling us a lot of jokes. This one made me laugh SO hard, that it made it hard for me to see patients today. I just couldn't stop laughing. I wrote it down. Here it goes.

A drunk guy gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a really, really loud scream is heard coming from that direction.

A few minutes after that, another really loud scream echoes through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk guy was screaming about.

The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there?! You're scaring my customers!!"

The drunk guy responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and everytime I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

The bartender opens the door and looks in.

He says, "You idiot!! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!"

lol lol lol lol lol
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