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Originally Posted by SECdomination
sunglasses at night
talking on the cell phone in the elevator, on the bus, or in the library
livestrong bracelets
Jewish
oxfords with obnoxious vertical stripes
New York or Boston accents
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Ha! That's one of the funniest things I've read. please, allow me to add some:
Wearing your collar outside your coat;
More than one ring on your hand;
Wearing jewelry anyplace on your body that your girlfriend might wear on hers;
A tattoo in any language other than English;
Winning the "Miami Vice Lookalike" contest;
Can recite entire scenes of the movie "Scarface" from memory;
Enjoys fishing, but uses explosive devices instead of a rod & line;
Prefers pistols over long guns;
